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Unclench your jaw!
and go drink some goddamn water 😤
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[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”
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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?
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From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.
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What’s the trope name for when someone finds out they’re the Chosen One™ and is like “No, thank you” and goes and does something else
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its so difficult to explain the absolute dread and fear to Americans about the Queen dying because they leap immediately to jokes and memes or rolling their eyes and asking if you’re a royalist.
babes….they’ve planned a national MONTH of mourning for when she dies. all programming shifted to mourning the Queen, and god knows it’ll be tory brainwashing.
a funeral costs around 12 million for a prince!! how much is it going to be for a Queen!! a new coronation’s price???
the things this black hearted government will cut, or shove through parliament, under the guise of mourning?? the martyring???
energy bills are predicted to rise to £7700 ($8800) a year, do you understand how this can be twisted? inflation to 24%? they’re already using the war in Ukraine as an excuse, but this??? gold mine for them.
I’m not saying don’t make your jokes, but PLEASE understand if a British person seems horrified and shell shocked because We Know What Comes Next but even then, not under such a fascist and authoritarian government in such a poverty inducing time.
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The Earth at night. Photographs taken by NASA.
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The Earth at night. Photographs taken by NASA.
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Summer 2022 KFP gijinka studies ~
Once again thank you to NOT use and repost my art, really, I’ll see it.
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there should be more ages where you unlock abilities. 18 vote. 21 drink in american bars. 28 you get to get to tell a cop to fuck off once a year. 40 you get to use blow darts. 55 you get a list of every celebrity who's psycho. 70 immune to poisons
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I know that cis men are capable of being great people which is why it’s so frustrating when they suck. Your gender isn’t inherently bad at doing the dishes. You’re just a thoroughly unpleasant person.
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It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"
Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.
Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.
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"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot
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