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garlic is my boyfriend garlic is a god garlic is the wind in my hair on the weekend garlic's a relaxing thought aren't you envious that for you it's not sweet like honey garlic is a cat purring in my lap cause it loves me flexing like a goddamn acrobat me and garlic vibe like that

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me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

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🎶 just smell the grass! the dirt! just like i dreamed they’d be!

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it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

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For every reblog, we will throw one (1) teabag at an American.

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Olivia just realized I’m wearing earrings of her face.

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im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

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what’s the betting that potterwatch was just a radio project lee jordan was doing in his spare time and never actually stopped after the war

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^^^ What she said. We have been amping up for this since all @taylorswift ‘s social media went dark last summer. I love being able to share moments like these with my baby sister. I’m so hype for the show this weekend!!! I would freak if we actually got to meet her. Seeing her on stage again is going to be AMAZING!!! @taylornation @newtaylornation

I feel like I’ve been waiting to go to a Taylor Swift concert since the last one ended three years ago! 1989 was the first major concert I went to, and I was not disappointed. It was definitely one of the best nights of my life. Taylor is such an incredible performer, artist, and person. There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t end up singing one (or more!) of her songs. My sister @tangledobsession and I are going to see reputation in Philly on Saturday, and we are beyond excited!!!!! 

July 14th. C5. Row 14. Seats 11-13.

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Wait, why is this so accurate? 😂

The Types and Why They Procrastinate

Because they’re not emotionally ready to deal with the task at hand: INFP, INFJ, ISFP

Because the task wasn’t very exciting: ESFP, ENFP, ISTP, ESTP

Because someone needed their help. More like a couple someones, actually: ISFJ, ESFJ, ENFJ

Because they think the task isn’t worth their time: ESTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ

Because they didn’t find the task intellectually stimulating: INTJ, INTP, ENTP

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I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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Later, in the men’s department, after discovering his long-lost brothers… the jungle king was pleased to find he looked pretty good in Armani. Pretty darn good.

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This good boy is a chimera, which is an animal that is genetically two animals, in this case he’s a yellow and black lab. This means he is twice the good boy. (Not my picture, found on Facebook)

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When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

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Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

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no one man should have this much power