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taph-ask-blog · 3 days ago
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Would it count if i reblogged all your posts and was like “yup thats taph”/silly
@taph-detector
{yea that counts , thx for reblogging my posts btw :3}
{u get a gabillion tripmines for that/silly/aff}
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taph-ask-blog · 16 days ago
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Taph do you like clowns ??
-clown anon
{clowns?}
{I think they're really cool tbh, especially the ones that can juggle!!}
{ I wish I could do that with my tripmines....}
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taph-ask-blog · 26 days ago
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I hope you get 1 million dollars Taph <3 Your so sigma
{aww thanks!!!}
{wait what would I do with a million dollars tho}
{tripmine materials???}
{nah I already blackmailed the guy who makes them into having both legal rights to any and all tripmines in existence as well as a lifetime supply}
{chat what should I do with a million dollars if I get that much}
{bc I have no fucking clue}
{ig I could just use it as an offering for Santa}
{maybe I'll get put permanently on the nice list if I give him a million dollars}
{yeaaa that's genius actually}
{I'll leave it next to the dedicated Santa shrine hehe}
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taph-ask-blog · 1 month ago
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listen to A Loving Feeling by Mitski at the 0:23 timestamp at exactly 7:54 PM and you'll ascend to godhood and get a infinite supply of tripmines trust me
(Mitski/A Loving Feeling Lyrics (Lyric Video))
{i did it}
{its not working for some reason}
{wait}
{wait}
{holy shit}
{now im immune to being put on the naughty list because im a god just like Santa}
{not even he can stop me now}
{omg i just got a free sneak peek at gta 6}
{lets gooo im gonna go spoil every detail about it to everyone i know}
{yooo i have six wings now thats epik}
{cant wait to tell my boss that he's never getting rid of me}
{i summoned an admin panel and im bouta flood the cabin with tripmines}
{all the maps too}
{nowhere is safe from the flood anymore}
{i just had a fistfight with the spectre and won they don't get their name capitalized anymore}
{i am no longer taph i am Taph now hehehe}
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taph-ask-blog · 1 month ago
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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
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taph-ask-blog · 1 month ago
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{im feelin diabolical rn, might go blow up the 18th house on Main Street}
{"but taph, there are hundreds, maybe thousands of 18th Main Streets all across the world, you can't blow up all of them!!"}
{first of all, i know. im going to find every single one of them and explode them all at once.}
{second of all, yes. i can.}
{after that im coming for the 4th house on Second Street in San Jose.}
{"but taph, there are 1,716 different places called San Jose, and Second Street is one of the most common street names!!"}
{exactly.}
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taph-ask-blog · 1 month ago
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Taph, what are your opinions on mitski?
if you know her/like her, what is your favorite song??
(please don't throw a tripmine at me)
{mitski? isn't that a type of dog?}
{oh wait no that's a husky}
{wait isn't mitski a type of drink}
{no no hold up that's Mountain Dew}
{mitski's the thing above us right}
{no wait that's the skybox}
{shit}
{oh rightttt mitski's what you put in a lock}
{no nvm that's a key}
{wtaf is a mitski tho}
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taph-ask-blog · 1 month ago
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{BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM}
{hehehe I fucking love trolling the killers its my favorite pastime}
Did I really never post my favourite gif of all time
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The Taph experience
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taph-ask-blog · 1 month ago
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{hi!!}
{i'm taph, buildermans favorite demolitionist!! feel free to ask me questions, cuz I usually don't have much to do between rounds tbh.}
DNI:
homophobes, transphobes, anti-kin, pedophiles/proshippers, zoophiles, etc. standard dni.
NSFW/NSFT I'm just not comfy with that tbh- jokes about it are fine just nothing super sexual pls
other info!! (ooc)
the brackets represent what taph is saying in emojis, I just don't have the patience to find so many diff emojis and manually copy paste em-
taph uses it/they/he/xe pronouns here and is on the ace spectrum here :D
it is also autistic, with their special interests being astronomy and tripmines/tripmine creation
he is chill with most survivors and killers, xe just likes to start beef for funsies
uuhhh I think that's it for now, feel free to send asks!!!
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