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tapir-boy · 6 days ago

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why does the taller nonbinary not simply eat the smaller nonbinary

#sof ingellvar #RNSDJLDKG;JD #sorry i love my pookie #putting them in any cutscene is beautiful on account of how fucking short they are

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tapir-boy · 7 days ago

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vigil's keep gang 💀💅✨

#SQUAD #da #dao

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tapir-boy · 8 days ago

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#wough...... hes so fuckin pretty here #da #dav #quwue

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tapir-boy · 10 days ago

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What a vision 💖

#BARKINGGGGGGGGGGGG #da #dav #quwue

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tapir-boy · 11 days ago

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only the most professional outfit / fic planning from yours truly

#writing ephemera #feat a very messy outline of how things actually fit together #and loose colors literally slapped together with my mouse #i have a drawing tablet. i was very much too lazy to go pull it out tho #anyways hi im still alive #had to go on. kind of a hiatus for a few weeks for mental health stuff #trying to work my way back up to writing a few hundred words a day #but shit's gonna be slower for a while now #and this blog is gonna end up quieter #but im still alive!

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tapir-boy · 11 days ago

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I told myself I would sit on this for a few days, but I know I'll just overwork it until the sun burns out, so I've decided to throw it out and consider it done. As Tumblr will inevitably bury this due to the nudity, you can find the full piece on my bluesky account tumblr interactions are also appreciated! 🫶 [Full Picture]

[My Bluesky]

#OUGHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#da #dav #quwue

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tapir-boy · 12 days ago

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I like Spite as much as I like Lucanis ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#YEAH!#REAL! LET SPITE FLIRT HDBFKKGG #da #dav #quwue

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tapir-boy · 13 days ago

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caught between a demon and a crow 💜💚🖤

#YES GOOD!!!!!!!!!!#god op your emmcanis and now emmspitecanis art is feeding me #da #dav #quwue

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tapir-boy · 14 days ago

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^_^

#BARKING #OUGH HES SO HANDSOME #da #dao #quwue

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tapir-boy · 14 days ago

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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

#💖

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tapir-boy · 15 days ago

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Commission for @fandomstuffdoeshappen! Jericho and Iron Bull having a rest after a long day of inquisiting.

#WAOUGHHHHHH #this is so soft....#da #dai #quwue

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tapir-boy · 16 days ago

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To be cherished 💚

#YES HAHAH YES! [sickos voice]#god i love them #let lucanis experience tenderness!!! and let emmrich have a fucking space heater boyfriend!!!#da #dav #quwue

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tapir-boy · 17 days ago

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Illario has enough 'feral gremlin' energy that I think he'd participate in a "Pun Off" with Rook and Viago. It would be one of the few reasons why Viago tolerates him and Rook being in a relationship.

Rook's arguing with Viago over something trivial while they're having brunch with Teia and Lucanis. Viago makes a sarcastic comment with a pun, which triggers the "Pun Off" between the two of them (which somehow doesn't slow down the argument at all). Teia and Lucanis are barely keeping their sanity by the skin of their teeth when Illario walks up and joins in with pun-filled commentary. Eventually Illario straight out joins the argument and plays both sides. Gang up on Viago or gang up on Rook? Why not both?

It takes the trio almost an hour before they realize Teia and Lucanis left them.

#GJGHSEKJGDGS FUCK #ABSOLUTELY canon for my de riva oh my god #viago and her (nels) are arguing over like #how much to budget for the de riva hideout kitchens #(viago thinks they need to be more conservative with their spending nels points out they have a lot more fledglings)#and illario (mischief lover and professional pot stirrer) stands there in the doorway like 'my time has come'#da #dav #quwue

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tapir-boy · 18 days ago

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Golf sucks for like all the reasons we all know and love, but mostly just because like what do you do as the audience? You set up booths and stands and commentators and then you watch some balls land on the green and then some guys putt em in. Then you all go home? Like? No pregaming?

#something something golf is really fun but there are some downsides #that cant be ignored #(no fog of war)#(no technology tree)#(no random map or spawn positions)

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tapir-boy · 18 days ago

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