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This was possibly the fastest I ever finished a part. Say hello to Jackson's Widowbird. Males jump straight into the air to woo the females.

Guys, you have to watch them do it, it's absolutely beautiful (and adorably cute)! Planet Earth II - Widowbird Jumping Competition

Design by the talented Lola Crow.

Progress:

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5]

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Ernst Haas

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Present for a friend. It's the phrase "Know thyself" in Greek (γνῶθι σεαυτόν). First design by myself.

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I treasure our mutualship

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Old background work I made for MariaMediaHere's Katlaya Rising (read on webtoon originals if you like PH inspired GL & action-fantasy)

MariaMediaHere > ig | twt

Read Katlaya Rising on Webtoon

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What the Fowls/Butlers Would Post on Social Media

🪙 Artemis Fowl II (strategic genius, reluctant influencer)

Posts are perfectly curated and deeply unsettling: “Solved a centuries-old cipher over lunch. The pasta was undercooked.”

Only follows space agencies, banks, and MI6.

Most-liked post: A blurry photo of Butler mid-leap captioned “Security check: passed.”

Accidentally went viral for live-tweeting an art heist in real time. Claimed it was “research.”

💎 Butler (bodyguard and weapons master)

Weekly “Survival Skills for Civilians" such as “Always face the door. Always."

Posts gear reviews: “This vest stopped a dart from a Lithuanian crime lord. Velcro’s loud. 4 stars.”

Occasionally leaves one-word comments like “Unwise.”

💚 Juliet Butler (wrestling icon, queen of TikTok)

TikToks: wrestling moves, dramatic slow-mo kicks, snack reviews.

Viral series of 15-second clips: “Speedrun: Disarming Overconfident Men”

Went viral for saying “Trouble Kelp’s only tactical advantage is being too pretty to punch.”

👒 Angeline Fowl (elegant, enigmatic, occasionally concerning)

Posts aesthetic photos of the manor, her orchids, and passive-aggressive quotes like: “A calm exterior hides many crimes.”

Her Instagram is suspiciously perfect. Too perfect.

Subtle shade in every story post.

🦿 Artemis Fowl I (post-rehab, dad mode, very earnest)

New to social media. Very enthusiastic. Overuses hashtags like #FamilyMan #NoMoreHeists

#ThrowbackThursday photos from shady business trips.

Once tagged Artemis in a selfie captioned: “Proud of my boy! He said not to post this. I did anyway.”

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in

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"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

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Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

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Artemis: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?

Holly: ...

Artemis: Oh, right. The lying.

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Whenever I read #af my brain goes as f*ck, which is both hilarious and kind of fitting for our little master criminal.

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Yep

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After a hiatus of four years, I'm happy to announce that Part 6 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold is finally finished! And so, I'm presenting you with the cover of "The Chellah Conundrum".

Get ready for more fluff, more action and more drama. Plus not just one Butler, but two. Also stars. And cosmic monsters.

Coming soon to your local fanfiction site.

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Congratulations, my dear!

Congratulations to my blog, she's now old enough to kidnap a fairy and hold them ransom for a metricton of gold

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I can only agree

If this isn't on your list of funniest scenes in any movie ever, the only conclusion I can draw is you haven't seen this movie

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treebeard and the hobbits