madison/29 | she/her | dog lover/way too obsessed with pop culture/theft of useful space
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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
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will graham was pushing 40 when he bagged a hot european sugar daddy. never kill yourself
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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.
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*Me sitting down to write smut.*
But first! We must thoroughly understand this man's fractured and devastated sense of self. Only then can we truly appreciate how connected he feels to her while finger-banging the soul from her body.
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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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remember when you drew incest?
I'm glad that it was good enough for you to remember
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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care
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The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.
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You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???

Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes
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