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as long as i'm not pregnant my life is never at its very worst

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i need it to be cold weather so expeditiously

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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

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omg we finally got an update yall

gahhh im at school when it airs 😭

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Joe: Ah Nicolò, now that we have defeated Discord and reunited our family and saved the world, I know we could use some very well deserved rest.

Nicky: Yes. Perhaps even…some time alone?

Joe: *chuckle* Very funny, my love.

Joe: Nicky, caro, where would like to go for our anniversary this year?

Nicky: Hm, I don’t know my heart, I was thinking of having some time alone.

Joe: Ok, I deserve that. Still.

Nicky: Joe, taste this, is it missing something?

Joe: No, it tastes wonderful.

Nicky: You sure? You sure it doesn’t need some time alone?

Joe: I said I was sorry, Nicolò!

Joe: *deep sigh* This moment is so perfect my love. You in my arms, us under the stars, near the cliffs of Moher. Nothing could make this moment more perfect.

Nicky: Hm…are you sure?

Joe: What—please Nicky, don’t—

Nicky: Not even…

Joe: I beg of you, let me rest—

Nicky: SOME TIME ALONE??

Joe: IT HAS BEEN 10 YEARS!

Nicky: That’s true my love. I’ve been punishing you for 10 years…WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU SOME TIME ALONE!

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the single most unrealistic thing about the old guard 2 is that nile freeman didn't look tuah right in the eye with the most unimpressed look mankind has ever seen and said "like the fucking app?" when he told them the villain's name is discord

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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Snuggly WIP of my boys 💕

I want to add some lyrics, share a song from your Gentlebeard playlist in the tags!?

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Nicky is our only male main character who hasn’t lied.

Copley lied to Andy during the meeting in the first film, Booker lied to nearly everyone most of the first film and some of the second about various things, Tuah lied (by omission but still a lie remember) to nearly everyone about his existence and even Joe lied to everyone else about being in contact with Booker.

Could be nothing but had a need to put it into a post.

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This one took FOREVER, But I love it 🙌🏻

Ineffables for breakfast, lunch and dinner

To answer ahead of time, I use Procreate and Technical Pen for the whole thing (no fancy tricks cause I don't know any 😂)

Videos of the painfully slow process of making this and other pieces , can always be found on my TikTok @lutraslutras

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Hes so dorky but hes also so hot which is a dangerous combo

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whats that kink called that you get from reading too much fantasy lit as a child that makes you want to be tortured in front of someone who loves you so you can see the pleading desperation in their eyes and hear how much they love you in between the cracks of their voice and really truly believe they would do anything to save you. also you get to look so cool and brave and covered in blood and soooo able to withstand pain haha no just me? ok

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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Perhaps a career in the theater beckons after all, Inspector. MISS FISHER'S MURDER MYSTERIES (2012–2015) — 1x06 "Ruddy Gore"

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Continue✨ Keep going✨

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