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and If we ever see each other in real life I will shoot you point blank with a 45 Caliber pistol
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writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse
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Sketch request from the beartreon!
Something something secret meetings
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why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find
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They need to invent a locking in that is permanent
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I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! They're so funny, I really enjoy them!
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if only there was a way for me to jump and pop at the same time. but there isn’t. there’s no way to do that.
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The Red Nymph (1900), Plinio Nomellini / Standard Bitter Love Song #7, The Mountain Goats
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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends
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