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And then the recent Russo bro tiktokâŚâŚâŚ
endgame is so funny to me bc they were like âa ten year culmination! a proper sendoff to the avengers! the perfect ending!â and then it proceeded to give the og avengers the actual worst possible endings. thor spends five years locked in a shack and then leaves his people to become a space pirate, despite asgard being his number one concern. tony spent five years out of the public eye, did very little inventing, and then dies. bruce (who hates the spotlight) became a celebrity and has a âcatch phraseâ. natashaâs found family abandoned her for five years and then she dies at the bottom of a cliff. clint became a ruthless killer with no morality, killing hundreds of people. steve spends five years doing nothing except mourning someone who died of old age, then chooses a white picket fence instead of the picket line. like HELLO?Â
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one day you leave for work without putting on your favorite necklace or ring. itâs much too late to go back for it once youâre halfway through your commute and you canât help but feel a bit naked without your favorite little pieces on. so you text bakugou just simply to let him know with a little frowny face emoji :(
about a half hour after you send that text, bakugou walks into your office and goes straight to you. when you ask why heâs shown up, he moves to put your jewelry on you. slipping your ring on your preferred finger or clasping your necklace around your neck.
âdonât make a big deal of it alright? just donât forget âcause iâm not gonna come drop it off the next time you ditz out.â
about three weeks later, he goes against his own word.
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July 18, 1998 â see The Complete Peanuts 1995-1998
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Jokes asideâ I need links to read
actually supervillains with kid hero nemeses are hysterical bc if i was a billionaire and i found out the kid who was also my nemesis was a preteen orphan i would simply adopt them. oh youâre going to stop my nefarious schemes? how when youâre grounded. go to your room
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Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
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Santa is on strike due to global warming. Â All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Â Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
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hehe me
Soap, texting Price: *sends a voice message*
Price, texting back: Iâm a little busy, is it urgent?
Soap: No, donât worry, just listen later.
*later*
Price: *presses play*
Soap's voice message: THEREâS A FIRE-
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i think every physically disabled person should get 200 dollar whenever someone suggests exercising more btw
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Do I give off breedable brat energy ?
For context of decision making: Iâm female, bi and idk what else you need to know just make a decision i guess
#random way for me to post on tumblr again but this canât go on twitter#do i give off brat?#what even does breedable mean ????#if you havenât already guessed i had conversations with people and need to know what the internet believes#everyone respond#these next tags were suggested by the individuals who claim the above#submisive and breedable#brat#virgin
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im ready
BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER (2022) dir. Ryan Coogler | Official Teaser
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