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[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, "Unfortunately, I do have to disqualify you." John Robins leans forward in his seat, gasping in disbelief, "No!" Greg says slyly, "No, I'm only joking." John shouts at the ceiling, "Oh, my God!" Half laughing and half panicked, he says, "I'm actually sweating." End ID.]

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Steve Pemberton uses a long-handled hook to reach into a hole in the side of a geodesic dome. He says, "OK. Come on Patatas. Be bravas." The dome is filled with teddy bears and stuffed toys. End ID.]

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[ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. Joanne McNally is in a garden, trying to straddle the top of an A-frame ladder while holding a pole with a boxing glove on the end. Holding the ladder, Alex Horne asks, "Have you used a ladder before?" End ID.]

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Joanne McNally walks past a geodesic dome in a garden. She says eagerly, "This is like a fantasy of mine." The dome is filled with hundreds of teddy bears and stuffed toys. End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a suet pudding on a plate. Sophie Willan explains, "You steam it. It's got gravy in the centre with steak chunks." Greg Davies turns to Alex Horne, who's seated beside him, and says, "Sorry. Can you ask Sophie if she thinks I don't know what a pie is?" End ID.]

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[ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. A haiku is shown, written with words formed by numbers on an upside-down calculator screen. It reads, "Big boss gobbles eggs. His hole oozes shizzle gosh. Beige blobs soil his shoes." End ID.]

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[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies asks, "What have you brought me that you can turn upside down that I'll have fun with?" Steve Pemberton replies, "A calculator." Greg says, "I know where you're going with this... and I approve this message." End ID.]

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, "I like John's smile. Not necessarily any more than I like Joanne's penis." End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Sophie Willan wades around in a river, up to her waist in water. Waving her arms, she shouts, "I'm going down! Oh, my God, Alex!" Alex Horne asks from the riverbank, "Are you all right?" as Sophie flails in the shallows, shouting, "Get me out!" Alex continues standing there unhelpfully, and says, "I'll get you out a bit." End ID.]

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[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Nick Mohammed says, "I genuinely enjoyed it. I hadn't been in a river in years." Greg Davies replies, "I mean, you don't. Past a certain age, you don't, do you?" Nick says, "Unless you kind of have, like, a midlife crisis and start wild swimming and stuff, but I've not reached that yet." Greg says, "Yeah, wild swimming, or as it was once called, swimming." End ID.]

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Nick Mohammed wades fully clothed into a small river in a field. He says nervously, "Ooh, it's cold! Is this safe? 'Cause I'm quite short." End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Nick Mohammed runs happily across a field, wearing a boiler suit and a full face of vampire makeup. He runs up to Alex Horne, who's standing by a small river, and says, "Hey, Alex. This is really exciting." Alex replies, "Never seen anything like it, that run." They stand side by side on the riverbank, and Nick has no reflection in the water. End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster, of Steve Pemberton and Nick Mohammed painting on opposite sides of a garden fence. Steve asks, "Private parts?" Nick replies happily, "Big ones." Steve asks, "Legs akimbo?" Nick says, "Yes, please." End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. A board on the wall of a house has the following list written on it: 1) Shortest Wikipedia entry, 2) Best show at Edinburgh Fringe winner, 3) Smallest shoe size, 4) The person whom Alex said hello to first, 5) Most Twitter followers, and 6) Lowest scoring full name in Scrabble. On one side of a garden fence, John Robins asks, "Joanne length?" On the other side of the fence, Joanne McNally replies, "Mine's longer. Wrote myself." End ID.]

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. A cracked egg with googly eyes lies on a table top, white and yolk spilling out of it, as Sophie Willan says, "Oh no. I felt so confident." She adds with a crestfallen smile, "I was going to do a lunge and everything." End ID.]

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[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies asks, "Shall we, uh, drill down into the narrative a little bit there?" John Robins replies, "So, the egg is giving me a lift home. Unbeknownst to the egg, the egg's husband's cow-riding lesson is nearby." Greg says doubtfully, "Yeah." End ID.]

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Reading off his iPad, Alex Horne says, "She did say, 'Right, I'm going to fuck it against a brick wall like a mad bastard." Joanne McNally admits, "I did say that." End ID.]