tastyneighbor
tastyneighbor
Help my neighbor is too sexy and idk how to deal
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This blog is basically just a place to ramble about my stupid dumb crush22 yo. He/him. You can call me B. Read my pinned post!
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tastyneighbor · 4 days ago
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Literally too stuffed to get up so I’ll be sleeping in front of my fridge tonight 😴
At least I’ll be close enough for a few midnight snacks 😋🐷
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tastyneighbor · 4 days ago
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Don’t stop now. Grab a drink and start chugging
Your wish is my command *uuurppp*
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tastyneighbor · 12 days ago
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I’m getting quite puffy really. A bit fat. Pudgy. VERY round. Every pound feels more powerful than the last honestly 💪🏼🤠
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tastyneighbor · 12 days ago
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squeeze it (threat)
-OF-
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tastyneighbor · 15 days ago
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i luv how my full belly looks in a black dress ☺️
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tastyneighbor · 15 days ago
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moaning after i burp has just become a natural thing at this point, i couldn't stop even if i wanted to...
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tastyneighbor · 15 days ago
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Happy fatterday~ celebrated my Saturday with a 6k calories binge in one sitting. Something to really get this gut churning~
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tastyneighbor · 15 days ago
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Cw: Burps and tons of belly noises
Tummy Tuesday again?! You know that means!! It's time to eat 10k worth of calories in four dinners and pin myself under my own gluttony >:)))c
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tastyneighbor · 15 days ago
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After a long workout, it's always good to get you calories in with 7k calories snack before bed~ gotta build muscle, you know?
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tastyneighbor · 15 days ago
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not an april fools joke… i really am mega round and gassy... to the point that m heard me before he saw me 😮‍💨🫢
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tastyneighbor · 16 days ago
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tastyneighbor · 18 days ago
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i kinda of wanna get a tramp stamp :3
also i need more blue in my wardrobe 😫
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tastyneighbor · 23 days ago
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tastyneighbor · 24 days ago
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Tied up and fattened like a hog
Someone slap a blue ribbon on this porkers gut
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tastyneighbor · 24 days ago
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cw: manipulation
good morning darling,
open up. new year, new you, remember? you said i get to feed you whatever i want for the first three months of the year, if you manage to keep your active lifestyle up during it i will do whatever you want for the rest of the year, and if not…
you are dropping your job and becoming my stay at home boyfriend that i get to spoil every single day 💞
its okay baby, look i brought you your favorite chocolate shake, made with brownies, heavy cream and ice cream. i also made you plenty of bacon pancakes just the way you like them, with extra butter. you have to start the year off strong - don’t bother getting out of bed, let me suck you off while you are eating so you can pass out as soon as you are done <3…
good evening! you slept right through lunch so i made you an entire pot of alfredo with buttery noodles, can i feed it to you? you must be hungry after so long ~ what do you mean you want to go to the gym? you won’t spend all of our first day of the year together? but it would mean so much to me… you could always go to the gym tomorrow instead…
except i will never let you go. manipulating you was so easy, i only had to make you feel guilty whenever you left me alone. all i had to do was keep feeding you fattening meals loaded with empty calories and ice cream shakes to wash them down, all i had to do was suck you off and not let you cum until you fully finished your plates. day after day of this, telling you to go back to the gym tomorrow but it would be a shame to not give my food a try. whenever you even suggested going out to get some exercise in i would tear up asking why i’m not good enough to spend time with - and you, as the good boyfriend you are kept doing everything in your power to make sure i felt loved<33
you started moving less each day, piling on weight extremely quickly and slowly craving fattening foods more and more. you stopped working because i missed you too much when you were out of the house, and instead spent the days inside completely isolated playing games and ordering takeout out of boredom. thanks to my conditioning you began getting hard while eating, and without me there to take care of it for you you found yourself jerking off while shoveling food down your throat, not exactly sure why you were so turned on<3
you stopped being able to pull your pants over your thighs so you began walking around in underwear and a shirt, although by the end of each day you were covered in crumbs. your moobs are pressing against your shirt, being more sensitive each passing day to the point you get randomly aroused simply because they brushed against something - it doesn’t help that i play with them while jerking you off 💞
a couple months after and your belly won’t let you jerk off while sitting down, so instead you have to lay in uncomfortable positions to even reach your buried cock - tongue out trying to catch your breath, while your chubby arms squish against your belly fighting for space… god you are such a helpless food addicted fatty
i tell you that it’s becoming harder to keep your belly out of the way while getting you off, and instead start asking you to get on all fours so you can happily eat while i jerk you off like that - and luckily for me you are too far gone to even consider that it might be humiliating <3
it’s okay baby, we aren’t gonna stop until your belly touches the floor and you can barely stay on all fours. i love you so much 💞
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tastyneighbor · 24 days ago
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Had 2 burgers, a 6 pack, half a family size bag of chips, and still don’t feel stuffed enough.
But I look SO fat right now
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tastyneighbor · 25 days ago
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Do you maybe have a guide for to-be cows on how to get addicted to stuffing their guts :3
Well.. I think it happens pretty naturally for most — you enjoy eating and being fat and it makes you horny so you keep doing it all the time until you’re just addicted to it and it’s your lifestyle.
But.
If I had to think of a plan, like to jumpstart the process, this would be it I suppose.
Start off with not cumming for a week. You can edge, play with yourself, but not cum.
Keep eating like you normally do, but start adding extra treats through the day or desserts to your meals, just whenever you want it. Enjoy being able to give into cravings and eat until you’re content, worry free. Let yourself explore how that makes you feel, self reflect on it.
Then after a week, you’re gonna go hard one day. Eat whatever you want all day, and when you get to dinner, you’re going to push it this time. Eat your dinner and gorge yourself on dessert. Like the kind of gorging where you eat a sleeve of Oreos and lay back for five minutes, forced by the fullness of your belly to wait before you try to shove another sleeve down.
When you truly can’t manage to get anything else into your belly, you’re going to go get your favorite vibrating toy (you’re gonna need something vibrating cause you’re gonna be much too full to do anything else) and give yourself the orgasm(s) that you’ve been waiting a whole week to have.
Then you’ll abstain for 3 days again and do the same thing. And then do that again. And then shorten that period to 2 days. Do that a few times until you can’t help but do it every day.
In my mind, it’s about conditioning. Cumming feels amazing, right? Let’s just try to program your brain to make you horny when you eat and to make you hungry when you’re horny. Tying your orgasms to your belly being full is a good way to reinforce that, I think.
Not to mention the additional, inevitable sugar addiction that’ll come from consuming several thousands of extra calories in your favorite treats and desserts, week after week.
And I suppose I’d add that for best results, you do this with a feeder.
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