taters-for-tots
taters-for-tots
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MY ASKS ARE OPEN PLEASE ASK ME TO TALK ABOUT WHO KILLED MARKIPLIERassign me neopronouns. let’s see if we can get some new shit in here. otherwise he/him is fineProfile picture by my LOVELY mutual @five-a-battery <3333333 Header image by @rootbeerrexSoup bitch rat boyLong ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Everything changed when Gabriel Reyes lost his goddamn mind. “These bitches is gonna engage the Horde” Save a horse and make him a granola mom or however the song goes Shameless Whore. I am older than fruits. Plate of tacos and pronouns. Fear meShorty has hit rock bottomIndustrial strength ghost Peer review diagnosed as an American BushtitGod owes me money and you better fucking believe i’m getting it.Bakery Boy.There’s a reason they call me Lemon Demon. It’s because I kill people. 90% of my bio was said by @rootbeerrex so go check them out igHaul it, ball it, never call it.
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taters-for-tots · 14 minutes ago
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any movie can end with a dance party if you possess whimsy
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taters-for-tots · 6 hours ago
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anxiety is so embarrassing like what if something
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”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.
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taters-for-tots · 6 hours ago
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Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure
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taters-for-tots · 6 hours ago
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Life gets better never give up hope
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Spurious Latin plurals are great fun if you're a specific flavour of nerd, but improperly constructed verb tenses are a game anyone can play. The past tense of "screenshot" is "screenshat".
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taters-for-tots · 6 hours ago
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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made
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I’ve posted about a bearded dragon that had to be rescued by fire fighters—here’s one that just fights fires 👍
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taters-for-tots · 6 hours ago
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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant
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taters-for-tots · 6 hours ago
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ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere
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taters-for-tots · 6 hours ago
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not naming names but some of you are genuinely really good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs
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