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[taught-by-the-alley]

Right, Dick head comes around a lot but you could probably hide from him

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

I do gotta warn you my Dick-head might try to octopus you. He got real cuddly.

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

[Jason laughed a little]

I guess it is.

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

Still stings though.

How about you shut your mouth before I do it for you.

[taught-by-the-alley]

Huh I guess you did

Tim replaced you.

Doesn't matter.

I got over it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

Tim replaced you.

Doesn't matter.

I got over it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

Dick Didn't go to your funeral

I got over that too.

[taught-by-the-alley]

Your Bruce didn't avenge you.

I got over it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

How many versions of you die and become a Crime Lord?

Oh fuck off. Let the kid be.

[taught-by-the-alley]

He will and if he doesn't I'll introduce you to my Bruce. My old man would coddle you till you died if you let him.

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

You don't know B that well if you think the universe is going to stop him kid

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

Then let the new one care for you. You deserve to be cared for kid. I'll go deal with the old one if you want me to

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

Why are you giving the kid false hope? He's probably gonna die

He's a kid. There's got to be at least 1 version of me that gets to actually be one.

[taught-by-the-alley]

If your old old man's too senile to realize you're gone then you didn't need that dead weight and if your new Bruce gives you trouble I'll straighten him out alright?

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

Because B's a moron who will do anything to have something when he thinks he's lost it.

But I promise if your B is anything like mine which I'm pretty sure he is, he would prefer you to stay with him. The old man's pretty sappy about it.

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

What? Why do you think that? Last I can remember Bruce and Dickery were always arguing.

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.

[taught-by-the-alley]

Yeah he's an asshole now but he calms down.

My son ate a magnet today.

How do I know this? He came to me very excited about magnet tiles sticking to him. He made a tower off himself from it.