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Never go thru a haunted house 20 times because that’s where your friends work and you’re just wasting a Friday night because you enjoy the energy of haunted houses n the feeling around them. You will feel alone, you will see that you do not have friends, they are busy but man going thru the same house to see three friends n looking down at your phone to see no messages or notifications it gets to you
#alone#i dont have friends#dont fuckin say youre my friend if i have tried to see you but you were too busy and never got back to me#fuck you
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Creating a marble sculpture
Artist unknown to me, please add to comments if you know and I’ll edit.
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The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls
Girl is swept into higher society
Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller
Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff
Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)
And has awkward dinner
Quirky best friend
Mean Girls
Douche bag guy
Love
Also, Garry Marshall directed both films
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don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men
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You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.
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what I say: my inbox is always open! :)
what I mean: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ
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henry the fuckin baby boomer that left school at 13 to go work in a mill and bought a house for a can of soda and a firm pat on the ass in 1979 just got his dick ripped off by a komodo dragon and i for one, could not be happier
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No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time
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Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in
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here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside
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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
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“You know what turns me on? Effort. Assurance. Show me you care. That you really want me. I’m tired of doubting whether people are coming or going.”
— personal (via yoitshenny)
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