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rat day rat day rat day!!! 🐀

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I was at the veterinarian and I looked down and saw a Rollie Pollie on the floor so I put it up on the exam table and when the vet came in and said “so who are we seeing today?” I said “him” and gestured at the Rollie Pollie and the vet didn’t even smile

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drawing lugia.... i miss the old pixel art sprites. the 3d models can never capture its cuteness roundness

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kissing you on the forehead

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Tumblr celebrities, an incomplete list:

A gay werewolf fucker

A trans cyberterrorist

Jeff

Constable Frozen

Car-identifier

Someone pretending to be OSHA (twice)

A haiku detecting bot (thrice)

Mister J (no not that one)

Furry/Doctor Pikachu

A demon Vtuber

Neil Gaiman and Lynda Carter

A fish

honorable mentions:

A chatbot designed to be a tumblr user

human pet guy

moreos guy

Tumblr modder (xkit guy)

A fake old folks home for dogs

The restaurant chain Denny’s

Iguanamouth

Shen

A plant, obviously

the Green brothers

Taylor Swift’s secret tumblr blog

“In my butt” author

dishonorable mentions

A famous Youtuber

Gaud themself

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models holding eggs at laboratoire ss 97

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imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

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Lizard blanket burrito

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The next set of Hatsune Miku concepts for the Pokemon and Miku collaboration, Project Voltage has been revealed! This time we have Miku as a 【Ghost-type】 Trainer! Art and concept by Take!

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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My Chemical Romance is magic ✨

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