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These are LEGIT, oh my gosh I love them ALL

Did a couple extra moth variations based on this post, thanks for the inspo 🖤

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INCREDIBLE

I LOVE HIM

I need someone who can draw people to get me Indrid in pink and yellow, STAT

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It turns out that the lich the adventurers had been hired to slay had never actually killed anyone before until the impulsive paladin of the group swung first. Now, as the healer tries to revive them, the rest have to calm the ancient undead mage down from what is undeniably a panic attack.

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Finished listening to the naming episode earlier today, and felt inspired to draw this McElroy Care Bear. Baja Blast colored, purple hair, glasses. Plus a shrimp heaven belly badge.

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So many people are reblogging the original post without this beautiful addition and this is a CRIME. I NEED for more people to see this

I need someone who can draw people to get me Indrid in pink and yellow, STAT

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*connects the dots on what CABBAGE means in TAZ vs Dracula* ooooohhhhh I'm going to hunt Griffin McElroy for sport (complimentary)

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Get in loser, we're going to kill Dracula! 😎😎

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The stinkbug video is coming, y'all. We're gonna post it to YouTube a little while after Brudder's Gate wraps up. But for now, have this short horror film to tide you over.

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i'm really such a fucking sucker for duck "it's a nickname" newton, duck "what the fuck" newton, duck "i have school tomorrow" newton, duck "reluctant destined hero" newton, duck "randomly selected champion" newton, duck "i think if you believe in people hard enough they can do great things" newton

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Toughest battles, strongest soldiers, etc.

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how nice :)

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She is unshaken, because this isn't the first storm that she has lived through. And so she does what she's done countless times before. She thinks of her friends and she prays for sunrise.

Griffin McElroy

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iconic

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The stinkbug video is coming, y'all. We're gonna post it to YouTube a little while after Brudder's Gate wraps up. But for now, have this short horror film to tide you over.

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griffin mcelroy is so funny because youll see clips of him talking and its always either something like "my names sprite pepsi and im abstinence until i DIE" or its something like "that was the last conversation you ever had with your sister. when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying, others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable." and theres no in between

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This is in the post for today's TAZ episode on our website, but it just felt right to post it here too, sans context.

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If the only criteria for Griffin including a character in vs Dracula is being in the public domain how long until we get steamboat willy