Text
People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
108K notes
·
View notes
Note
I liked this blog better when Patches was running it :/ can you put her back in charge?
Best I can do is make her a beloved figurehead who holds no real power but is representative of an institution the masses are more willing to support
621 notes
·
View notes
Text

Round boi inspired by the radish tattoo on my ankle. If that's not meaningful art, what is ?
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
theres nothing wrong with drinking excessively or taking other peoples prescription medications or jacking your friends off
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333
atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.
agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from
59K notes
·
View notes
Note
Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?
Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10
28K notes
·
View notes