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Samuel Hwan, coffee addicted advice columnist with one too many dreams to chase.

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                                       金星 。 土星 。 木星 。 火星 。

                      I’M NOT DUMB, I’M JUST CONFUSED ALL THE TIME.

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desiresuggestion:

i’ll never love you delicately, that’s not who i am. i’ll love you intensely, i’ll love you loudly.

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yeozus:

basics:

name:  luisa

nickname: luah, lu, lulu.. uh.. unicorn... ahsjfk

where do you live:  brazil bleh

favourite color:  baby // gray - ish blue and black

hair length:  a little above my waist i think.. maybe even a bit shorter than that

hair color:  for realz? black, but it’s dyed ginger

eye color:  dark brown

siblings:  one younger brother, two older half-brothers

current profession:  student ( @ god : give me a job . thanks )

area of work/study:  chemistry

are you under 18:  nope, got my 18th bday last year

do you live at home:  yes, i do !!

music genre:  i like so many genres... r&b, hip-hop, rap, indie rock, alternative, indie, pop, etc etc etc etc

movie genre:  i like horror, thriller is also nice, romance is cute too and i love sci - fi *nerd*

this or that: bold your answer…

are you: single or taken?

are you: short or tall?

are you: shy, loud, friendly, quiet or avoidable

are you: atheist, wiccan, christian, satanic, catholic, jewish, muslim, mormon, agnostic, jehovah’s witness, or not sure what you believe? 

does your future profession have anything to do with: medicine, law, children, animals, entertainment, or something else?

do your fears include: commitment, heights, death, needles, the dark, or thunder?

do you: laugh or stutter when you’re nervous?

do you: chew on pens, bite your nails or shake your leg?

do you: want piercings or tattoos?

do you: want to get married eventually, never want to get married or not know if you want to get married?

do you: want children eventually, never want children or not know if you want children?

have you ever: kissed someone who’s name begins with an e, t, l, j, m, or d?

have you ever: smoked a cigarette, smoked a cigar, or done hard drugs?

would you rather: live in the country or the city?

personal:

ever dyed your hair:  yessss

are you in love:  with myself and the lordt im jaebum

does someone like you:  i think this dude does but since he doesnt come clear imma keep ignoring his ass

last time you really cried:  cry for real ... uh.. maybe about two weeks ago?? idk

last person you texted:  this friend - ish of mine

last call to your phone: my dad

last text message sent to a friend:  ' im sorry i took a mf life to reply ’

have you kissed anyone in the last 31 days:  hell yea

who can you go to with your problems:  my bffs and some people around here too = 3 =

ever cheated: on someone? fuck no

ever been cheated on:  haha fucken try me

do you like your body:  i kinda do now yes

favourite quote: 'those violent delights have violent ends’

meet the blogger;

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💫✨ Anonymously tell me where you are, what time it is there and what you're thinking about ✨💫

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Someone: you probably dont even care...

My low empathy ass: haha yeah

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                        ♡. an aesthetic post for our muses’ relationship 。

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cell phone headcanons

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone               ��              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

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florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

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shameless sentence starters.

“ last time i checked, penis goes into vagina. ” “ you think you scare me? bring it, bitch! ” “ i will make this kitchen my bitch. ” “ they’re having a party for kids across the street. no booze. ” “ a shrink at school says I’m one of god’s mistakes. ” “ i believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you! ” “ did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ” “ i can’t handle anything up my ass without alcohol! ” “ baby, you know what this means, right? i got a magic dick! ” “  i’d be crying right now if i wasn’t so high. ” “ i’m not my dad. you hear me? i’m not my fucking dad! ” “ ever try to play pool with a rope? ” “ you don’t need a will, if she’s not technically dead. ” “ pretend you’re being a doctor today and tell a doctor’s kind of lie. ” “ if you’re looking for money, i don’t have any yet. ” “ am i going to have to learn how to do that when i start having sex? ” “ how do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? ” “ can’t a man/woman get one fucking minute of peace?! just one minute?! ” “ are you out of your fucking mind?! ” “ oh, could you be a little more vague? ” “ you came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? ” “ familiar with the term “quid pro quo”? “ ” well, this ain’t macy’s, bitch. you ain’t window-shopping. “ ” you know, you misspelled your last name. “ ”  i can’t even begin to imagine what kind of pussy you’d be in juvie. “ ” who’s that puking on his timberlands? “ ” he’s got nausea, shortness of breath, blood in urine, severe illness and death. “ ” i want normal people problems. like, am i getting enough fiber? ” “ hey, i think i just insulted myself. ” “ wanna see how fast i can unhook your bra? ” “ it’s tough, huh? my parents suck too. ” “ you married a drug lord’s daughter to hang on to your ear? ” “ front door was locked so i came in the back. no pun intended. ” “ half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ” “ you’re nothing but a warm mouth to me. ” “ i never said it was yours. you just wanted it to be. ” “ wouldn’t be the first time somebody’s disappointed me. ” “ when you’re poor, only way to make money is to steal it or scam it. ”

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bborzoi:

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

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A   VERY   DESCRIPTIVE   &   DETAILED   PROFILE   OF   YOUR   MUSE. repost  with  the  information  of  your  muse,    including  headcanons,   etc.   when  you’re  done,  tag  other  people  to  do  the  same ! tagging: @naokae​, @pearlens​, @signiferi​, @frightsight​, @elkiec​  !

[  BASICS  ]

NAME:  axel  yeun   //   yeun  rowoon AGE:   twenty  -  three  (  international  )   //   twenty  -  five  (  korean  ) SPECIES:  human  ,  god incarnate GENDER:   cis  male  (  he  /  him  pronouns  ) ORIENTATION:   heterosexual  and  heteroromantic PROFESSION:   professional  swimmer 

[  PHYSICAL ASPECTS ]

BODY TYPE:   ectomorph  (  slender  and  muscular  )  ,  with  broad  shoulders   &  narrow  hips  . HAIR:   of  a  deep  shade  of  brown  and  yet  ,  it  tends  to  be  dyed  darker  ,  black  .  tresses  are  cut  regularly  in  order  to  prevent  them  to  grow  too  much  and  styled  as  his  mood  allows  ,  oftentimes  up  ,  leaving  forehead  exposed  . EYES:   optics  are  of  such  a  dark  brown  that  it  is  almost  impossible  to  tell  its  true  colour  ,  for  it  looks  black  in  most  lightings  ,  mirroring  the  night  sky  .  SKIN:   fair  skin  ,  with  yellow  -  ish   //   honey   undertornes  . HEIGHT:   possesses  an  imposing  figure  with  his  6′1  ,  that  with  the  aid  of  posture  make  him  look  even  taller  .

[  FAMILY  ]

SIBLINGS:   bastien  yeun  (  not  blood  related   ;   younger  ) PARENTS:    biological  parents  are  unknown  ,  adopted  by  margeaux  yeun (   né faure  )  and  junseo  yeun  CHILDREN:   none ANY PETS?:   yes  [ ✓  ]   ||   no  [  ]

[  LIKES  ]

COLORS:   jet  black  ,  the  blue  -  ish  hue  of  the  night  sky  ,  smoky  gray  ,  blood  red  ,  pure  white  ,  the  purple  tones  of  bruised  skin  ,  wine  red  ,  the  golden  gleam  of  a  trophy  ,  honey  -  like  beige  . SMELLS:   tends  to  be  more  attracted  to  and  fond  of  floral  and  woody  scents  ,  with  notes  of  sweetness  .  sandalwood  ,  cedar  ,  lavander  ,  leather  ,  petrichor  ,  wet  asphalt  ,  caramel  ,  vanilla  ,  cardamom  ,  pink  pepper  ,  ambrette  .  his  favorite  fragrances  are  yves  saint  laurent’s  la  nuit  de  l’homme  and  christian dior’s  dior  homme  intense  . FOOD / DRINKS:  strawberry  ice  cream  ,  cassoulet  ,  bulgogi  ,  roquefort  ,   jjajangmyeon  ,  ramyeon  ,  steamed  vegetables  ,  roasted  garlic  caulliflower  ,  vegan  burgers  ,  coq  au  vin  ,  apples   //   whiskey  ,  cognac  ,  vodka  ,  water  ,  strawberry  juice  ,  kiwi  and  apple  smoothie  ,  coke  ,  coconut  water  . ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?:   yes  [ ✓ ]   ||   rarely [  ]   ||   no [  ] FAVORITES:   reading  before  bed  ,  the  moonlight   ,  late  night  skateboarding  sessions  ,  breaking  personal  swimming  records  ,  soft  fabrics  ,  early  morning  exercising  ,   the  feeling  of  floating  on  water  ,  listening  to  music  in  the  dark  ,  tender  kisses  to  the  lips  ,  fist  fights  ,  feeling  powerful  ,  long  and  unrequested  hugs  ,  the  stars  .

[  OTHER DETAILS  ]

SMOKES ?:   yes  [  ]   ||   no  [  ]   ||   occasionally  [ ✓ ] DRUGS ?:   yes  [  ]   ||   no  [ ✓ ]   ||   occasionally  [  ] DRIVER LICENSE ?:   yes  [ ✓ ]   ||   no  [  ] EVER BEEN ARRESTED ?:   yes  [  ]   ||   no  [  ]   ||   almost/detained  [ ✓  ]

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I’m empty yet full of chaos.

Rida Aamina (via psycho-kaneki)

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hxnryz:

YOUR STEREOTYPICALLY MASCULINE SIDE

you love hoodies. you love shorts. dogs are better than cats. it’s hilarious when people get hurt (but not seriously hurt). shopping is torture. sad movies suck. you own a car racing game. you played with hot wheels cars as a kid. at some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter. you owned a ds, ps3, n64, or sega. you used to be obsessed with power rangers. you have watched sports on tv. gory movies are cool. you go to your dad for advice. you own like a trillion baseball caps. you used to collect hockey or baseball cards. baggy sweats are cool to wear. it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. green, black, red, blue, or silver is/are one of your favourite colours. you love to go crazy and not care what people think. sports are fun. you talk with food in your mouth. you sleep with your socks on at night. you have fished at least once.

YOUR STEREOTYPICALLY FEMININE SIDE

you love to shop.  you wear eyeliner. you wear the colour pink. you go to your mom to talk. you consider cheerleading a sport. you hate wearing the color black. you like going to the mall. you like getting manicures and/or pedicures. you like wearing jewelry. you cried watching the notebook. dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. you don’t like the movie star wars. you are/were in gymnastics. it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. you smile a lot more than you should. you have more than ten pairs of shoes. you care about what you look like. you like wearing dresses when you can. you like wearing high heel shoes. you used to play with dolls as little kid. you like putting make-up on others. you like being the star of everything.

APPEARANCE

i am shorter than 5’5”. i have many scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different colour. i have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour. i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had/have braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

EXPERIENCES

i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star. i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping. i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night. i’ve played a prank on someone. i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. i’ve eaten sushi. i’ve been snowboarding.

HONESTY/CRIME

i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t. i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t. i’ve snuck out. i’ve lied to my parents about where i am. i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light. i’ve witnessed a crime. i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.

DEATH AND SUICIDE

i’m afraid of dying. i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying. someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself.

RANDOM

i can sing well. stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. i open up to others easily. i watch the news. i don’t kill bugs. i sing in the shower. i am a morning person. i paid for a cell phone ring tone. i am a sports fanatic. i twirl my hair. i care about grammar. i have “?”’s in my screen name. i’ve copied more than 30 cds in a day. i bake well. my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. i would wear pajamas to school. i like martha stewart. i know how to shoot a gun. i laugh at my own jokes. i eat fast food weekly. i’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. i am ticklish. i love white chocolate. i bite my nails. i’m good at remembering faces. i’m good at remembering names. i’m good at remembering dates. i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.