“oh, of course. i love being forced out of my room when all i want to do is curl up in a ball under all my blankets.”
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rykerftw:
“Yeah…somehow I don’t think Kat will be satisfied when a tall curly man walks in her office when she’s expecting a cute little princess named Torren.”
“a cute little princess? you’re gonna have to introduce me to this girl, i don’t think i’ve met her -- i’m still certain kat would rather see the curly haired king.”
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kittykatlong:
“Tired? Did you not get much sleep last night?”
“not really, but what’s new?”
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arizonaisms:
“are you though? those did not sound like sober words.”
“you never believe me no matter what my answer is, ari.”
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kittykatlong:
“I thought you were more creative than this, i’m so disappointed.”
“i’m tired and i have a headache -- you can’t expect too much from me, kat.”
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molliemoreau:
“Not even a little bit, no. But on the off chance it does, you’re gonna have to teach me.”
“no way, miss mollie. you don’t get to doubt my plan and then get to benefit from its success!”
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lunalcng:
“it’s definitely up there, yeah.”
“maybe. i’m pretty sure i’ve asked you more dumb things before, though.”
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ninatxrres:
“i don’t think you can look enough like one to fool kat.”
“how about if i covered myself in pillows? that’s got to be good enough to fool anyone.”
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rykerftw:
“Hey it’s not ME who makes your therapy mandatory. I was just stating the obvious, it’s your choice whether you listen to me or not.”
“well, mr wilkins, i think i’m gonna have to choose to not listen to you this time. you could always go to my sessions for me.”
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lunalcng:
“that’s the dumbest shit you’ve ever asked me.”
“the dumbest? are you really sure about that?”
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ninatxrres:
“i don’t think that tactic is going to work for very long.”
“you don't think i look enough like a couch? or a lamp?”
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arizonaisms:
“what kind of drugs did you smuggle in and how can i mooch some off you?”
“hey, i'll have you know that i'm completely sober right now -- so, nope, no mooching for you.”
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rykerftw:
“What in the world…you know if you just go to therapy, it’s a lot easier than coming up with ways to avoid it, right?”
“do you really wanna subject me to forty-five minutes of awkward silence? do you really hate me that much?”
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“i'm trying out my new tactic to avoid therapy; i like to call this one - the human furniture impersonator. you think it's gonna work?”
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