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one of the best tips for Real Life that I’ve ever picked up is to always highball your estimate whenever someone asks you “when can you get this done by” by about 25% (if you can get away with it). that way, if it ends up being harder than you thought, you’ve got extra time to figure things out and if you were right about how much time it takes then you get to look like an absolute genius instead of just a simply competent person.

what you may not have realized is that I learned this crucial piece of life advice from an episode of Star Trek where Scotty is telling Geordi that whenever he told Kirk something on the Enterprise was at full capacity, it was always only ever a notch or so below full capacity so that Scotty looked like the god of all engineers when he was able to magically hack the warp drive to run a little beyond what he’d told everyone else was “full capacity” and honestly that one throwaway gag from Star Trek has changed my life.

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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

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Immersive gaming

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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

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knight/prince snowbaz au because i can’t stop thinking abt them ever

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Commissions are open!

You can DM me here or on Instagram, or send me an email to commission me! I can only afford to ship within the US right now, sorry to all the international folks.

Current goal is to afford a heart rate monitor for my POTS.

[ID: A poster with commission information. The title reads "Crochet Commissions" with the name "That Queer Crocheter" below it. There is an email: thatqueercrocheter1@gmail.com. There is also an Instagram: @/thatqueercrocheter.

The artist will do: animals, food, NSFW, almost anything.

The artist will not do: blankets, clothing, dolls, people.

The pricing is (12/hour + 4) x 30%.

There are two examples of the artist's work with pricing next to the photos. On the left is a set of name wall hangings that took 1-2 hours and are priced from $21-$36. On the right is a strawberry pincushion that took 1 hour and is priced at $21.

The background is white with splotches of light blue, purple, pink, and orange. There are two thin black corner borders with a plant silhouette. /end ID]

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what if i wrote a really dumb snowbaz ficlet based on a very silly detail of my car-buying experience last weekend. what if i wrote yet another completely unhinged au where the post office is indirectly responsible for them getting together.

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

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Don’t mind me just crying over Jean Moreau.

I can’t wait to see him continue healing in book 2. 😭

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"I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right"

Kinda fell even harder in love with Kaladin over this scene from Words of Radiance so I absolutely had to draw it. 💙

+Support me on Ko-fi | Commissions | Print Shop+

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John Singer Sargent, Val d'Aosta (A Stream over Rocks; Stream in Val d'Aosta), ca.1907-08, Oil on canvas

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Joan of Exy ✌️

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Bothering the beast

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AU where everything is the same except kaladin has a skateboard and sunglasses at all times

bonus panel: