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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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guys. please

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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

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Might actually write the Lee Kinich fic I promised back in September

Baby❤️❤️

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To be Jimmy Elinski in the my kink is karma music video

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POLL TIME !

Choose one, ONLY ONE !

would like to specify this, ALL TKL LAUGHS ARE ADORABLE !! Don't take the results of this poll and think your tkl laugh isn't cute cause it isn't the top one. This is (probably) a very small sample size AND i'm forcing them to only choose one answer. You're cute, deal with it 😎

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Certain mood

If this looks like it was written by some crack addict, I'm on my time of the month and my sleep has been all over the place so that's my excuse uwu

I had this half finished fic ages ago, I think it was originally for tktober, but I finished it now LMAO

Will I eventually write something without Kazuha? Who knows

Enjoy<3

Also on ao3

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Kazuha x Heizou (romatic)

Lee: Heizou

Ler: Kazuha

Warnings: Tickles!

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Oh, this was no bueno. Heizou could feel the giddiness rise up his chest and the way his skin started to feel all tingly. 

Oh yeah, one of those moods hit. That mood that made him want to be turned into a puddle of laughter with zero  thoughts running through his usually hyperactive brain. Where he could fully let go and let someone else take control for a change. There was only one problem… His partner, Kazuha, as sweet and kind as he was, was unaware of these moods that Heizou got. As smart as the detective could be, he had no clue on how to open up about this. 

‘So like I sometimes get these moods where I want you to tickle me until I forget my name’ …yeah, that was not going to work. Even Kazuha might find that a little weird. Surely there had to be another way…

And that’s when it hit him. Maybe he could provoke his partner into tickling him. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that plan… right?

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Orange and pink hues shone down on Inazuma, casting a warm glow by the shore, where a wandering samurai found himself resting peacefully on top of a rock. He didn’t need to open his eyes to figure out that his lover was approaching him, he could always rely on the sounds of nature to tell him these things. 

“What brings you here, dear detective?” his eyes remained closed as he awaited a response, only to be met with silence. How strange. “Heizou-?” he calls out once more, eyes half-lidded as they adjust to the light. His words get cut short as the air is quite literally knocked out of his lungs. On top of him sits his lover, looking down at him with a face full of mischief. 

“Did I accidentally wake you up? I’m so terribly sorry~” Heizou, in fact, did not look sorry at all. His lips were quirked into a smug smirk.

Kazuha couldn’t even get upset at that, letting out an amused chuckle. “I take it there’s something you want from me?” 

The samurai’s bluntness was usually a welcomed trait, but now it managed to irk Heizou. Of course, he wasn’t about to give his partner the satisfaction of seeing his composure fall apart, so he brushed it off with his usual teasy demeanor. “Me? Want something? You look like the eager one to me~”

There was a bout of silence. Olive eyes met red ones, usually filled to the brim with patience, but feeling tested by Heizou’s antics.

In the blink of an eye, Heizou watched his world turn upside down, literally. Their positions were now reversed, Kazuha straddling him this time. An innocent smile rested on his lips, though his ruby colored eyes showed a flash of mischief. “I tried doing this the easy way, but it seems you’ve forced my hand…”, he leaned down to whisper against Heizou’s ear, “I know how to loosen those lips, detective~” 

With a sweet kiss to Heizou’s cheek, Kazuha’s hands wormed their way up the detective’s bare sides, fingers wiggling in a gentle yet relentless motion.

“AH-! WahAIt! KazuHAh-!” was this really happening?! Does Kazuha somehow know this is what he wanted all along?! Surely not. The samurai is usually so forward about these things, he would’ve said something by now. Still, to think he’d resort to using the very thing the detective wants in order to get him to talk. What are the odds? Heizou couldn’t dwell much on that as choked laughter forced its way out of his lips.

“Wait? Wait for what? You don’t seem to mind so much~” his fingers climbed up the exposed set of ribs, massaging his thumbs between each bone.

Heizou could feel his mind grow fuzzier with each ticklish shock that coursed through his body. He was in pure bliss, unable to fight back even if he wanted to. All he could do was laugh and flail and squeeze his eyes shut as if somehow that would help lessen the embarrassment. 

Seeing the blatant joy in his partner’s face, Kazuha was slowly starting to piece together what was happening. Who was he to deny his lovely detective’s wishes? “Don’t worry, my love. I’ll give you exactly what you want~”

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u look gorgeous btw i can't see you but i know everything

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I wanna believe you but maybe in a few minutes

Okay a few minutes passed thank you for pulling me out of a hole!!!

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woah hold on, you're scrolling tumblr, dressed like THAT??

you really don't have to show everyone up like this. we already know you're gorgeous

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

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petition to make this ^ be the hugging emoji. you are not just a person standing behind me. You are my friend.

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reblog to sign the petition

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GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

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