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pred with a prey like disposition.
Swallowing prey and scurrying off to their tree den to digest in safety. Inside the hollow of a tree. Like a squirrel i assume
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pred with a prey like disposition.
Swallowing prey and scurrying off to their tree den to digest in safety. Inside the hollow of a tree. Like a squirrel i assume
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pred who ate you to tease you but as digestion starts, they start to get into it
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Turning you all into various alcoholic drinks and getting very drunk
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pred with a prey like disposition.
Swallowing prey and scurrying off to their tree den to digest in safety. Inside the hollow of a tree. Like a squirrel i assume
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i need those nutrients you have
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well i suppose. And you know what they say. Pushing on the stomach can help with speeding up digestion so Really you are making this process more efficient. And so that's good. Business should be as efficient as is reasonable.
I might just do a quick massage just to also help speed things along. Many hands makes light work haha. uh
Ok well maybe u can eat me but let's just agree that neither of us will get weird or horny or instinctual we'll just stay professional about it. Normalstyyyyle
#U dont know what im capable of..............u dont know what i am able to do on a lunch break..........#And well actually its bc#You can like quite easily have a lunch break that is 6 hours long if u simply do not take that break on other days of the week so like#Eat lunch once a week. One long lunch break#Quite easy and achievable
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prey who targets regular people, making them swallow someone alive and digest them
The orey enjoys the thrill of making a regular person digest another human alive. For the first time
#Well the pred may he harmed if u remove their meal from their body#They would get hungry#So like. And like fairs fair u got eaten
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It's common curteousty
If you're laying on someone who is much larger than you's stomach, and said stomach growls, is it rude to decide to leave in case they get hungry?
#But then what if they do eat u and their stomach hurts afterwards and u could have prevented that#I guess tho . U cant predict every outcome#Dont try to save them from the consequences of their actions. But also then you would also be eaten. Whateve
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digesting you absorbing yojr nutrients
#Adding your one nutrient to my vast collection#Like you have so few that u might as well just let me have it#Literally what do u need one nutrient for
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okay well I guess if it was a casual kick then fine i guess. I might casually discreetly nonchalantly rub that area a bit though bc it did hurt but nbd.
Ok well maybe u can eat me but let's just agree that neither of us will get weird or horny or instinctual we'll just stay professional about it. Normalstyyyyle
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digesting you absorbing yojr nutrients
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just make sure to bring someone back with you. To take your place
If you're laying on someone who is much larger than you's stomach, and said stomach growls, is it rude to decide to leave in case they get hungry?
#What if someone smaller is lying on your stomach but then their stomach growls#And is it rude to tell them they will probably get a stomach ache if they do eat you or is that their business#Too many questions we live in a complex and confusing world
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prey who targets regular people, making them swallow someone alive and digest them
The orey enjoys the thrill of making a regular person digest another human alive. For the first time
#At the hospital and the doctor is like haha oh you#You dont need to go to hospital for this just go home relax and digest it#Problem solves itself#Either that or the pred waits 15 hour in the ER waiting room#And by then again the problem solved itself
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