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[team-instinct-boss]

Pack it up skittle squad

What

[team-instinct-boss]

4 minutes ago, you posted (and I quote) "Being evil is hot did you know that? Half of baddie is bad"

Colress is known for being a terrorist, which is evil.

Is said post about Colress

Ohhhhh that post

[team-instinct-boss]

you soggy idiot

:(

[team-instinct-boss]

Is it about him

Is what about him?

[team-instinct-boss]

Colress

Ohhhhhh

[team-instinct-boss]

Is tbjs about your terrorist boyfriend

Huh?

[team-instinct-boss]

Being evil is hot did you know that? Half of baddie is bad

[team-instinct-boss]

I see I see,well I’ll be there don’t you worry

hhhiiiiiii..,.,.,,.

( @oranberryorion )

Sup bud, you need anything?

[team-instinct-boss]

hhhiiiiiii..,.,.,,.

( @oranberryorion )

Sup bud, you need anything?

[team-instinct-boss]

Why?

Well team go rocket set up base and they hurt my second in command. So obviously I had to break them.

[team-instinct-boss]

Ughhhhhh worst experience of my liiiife. I had to be serious

[team-instinct-boss]

Pelipper mail!!

It's a late birthday gift! It's wrapped in very nice paper, with a giant ribbon on top.

Upon opening.... Uh. Uh oh.

Purple glitter. EVERYWHERE. Yikes.

Dude…chu ate the glitter…..

[team-instinct-boss]

Checking back in already is he good I think he got like haunted by the ghost of Christmas past just now

Your main man spark is on the case!

[team-instinct-boss]

"Science bro" There is probably physical sensual tension between the two of you but alright

It’s love!

[team-instinct-boss]

Awful. But yay! For you. You only.

Make sure he isn't too drunk and get home safely

Of course I’m gonna be taking care of my science bro

[team-instinct-boss]

Having fun on the night out?

Hell yeah! I love this man!

[team-instinct-boss]

Great! It’s a date!

Klinklang mail!

A few things. They're packed into a large, white cardboard box with bubblewrap around them. There is a fancy "C ♡" written atop.

One of the packages is a large incubator. It's sleek light yellow and almost a smooth box, only the buttons peeking out from the top. It's suitable for three eggs or so. It connects with a long cord.

Another one is smaller and completely blank white. It has a LED light running across and a circular button on the front. Upon pressing it, there is a large display of Spark in casual clothing surrounded by what seems to be a flowering park in Unova.

Lastly, a watch with a light yellow metal casing and easy numbers to read. It had a clean, black screen on the side with a displayed text to "tap and hold." The watch gave a small vibration, and a heartbeat displayed back with a C next to it. It was practically a copy of popular long-distance relationship watches, just better.

Finally, a note. It was folded into an envelope with a blue stamp of a Klink. Inside was $300 in cash and a letter.

"Happy Birthday, Spark. It's been a great time knowing you and you have definitely brought a light to my life that I didn't expect at that time. Even if you have your mysteries and secrets, we all do. I didn't intend for this to be late, but I wanted it all to be top quality. If you wish to do something as a celebration, just reach out and I'll make time for anything.

- Colress."

Oh…oh my arc this is like the best birthday gifts ever!