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Eden, chapter 5: Hope, p. Feb 22, 2020

Sigyn: As in, “abandon all hope, ye who enter in”? Because we’re way ahead of you there. ‘Your eyes are made of glass. They break. You are not brave.You are alone like a dog in a kennel. Your handsbreak out in boils. Your arms are cut and bound by bandsof wire. Your voice is out there. Your voice is strange.There are no prayers here. Here there is no change.’ – Anne Sexton, Angels Of The Love…

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Eden, chapter 4: Hell, p. January 4, 2020

Sigyn: That sounds about right. (2024): So I went through these trying to convert Classic to Blocks, but every time I did, WordPress forced an HTML view and wouldn’t let me change it. As a result, I had to cut everything, paste it to Notepad, and paste it back again here. Bold and italics were lost and I’m not going to try to restore the original italics. ‘It is easy to go down into Hell; night…

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Eden, Chapter 24: Envy

‘Oh, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster, which does mock the meat it feeds on.’ – William Shakespeare, Othello Désmoda: I mean, so do I…. Twenny the Smol Blessings Chinchilla: This stik… tastes kinda funny. Piffy: Did Twenny the Smol Blessings Chinchilla get her paws on somebody’s wand? Penryn: She’s YOUR chinchilla! You should know! Piffy: Twenny, don’t eat that! (At…

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One West Covina, Chapter 24: Heartland, feat. Sykes

Chapter 24: Heartland Monday came much faster than Rebecca thought it would, and soon she found herself on a plane to Iowa, seated next to the Love of her life. She was both nervous and excited, for the idea of meeting Trent’s family was a lot to take in, as this was a huge step for the both of them. Piffy: That could be two or three sentences. Sigyn: Ehh, I didn’t bat an eye at it. I…

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One West Covina, Chapter 22: Sexbomb

A/N: I didn’t really edit anything other than putting POV’s and sentences in the correct order. Trent and Rebecca do have a consensual kink talk and it goes pretty well~! So BEHOLD! Pure Trebecca lemon.  In fact, I think I’ll name this one… Chapter 22: Sexbomb Continue reading Untitled

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One West Covina, Chapter 21: I Am Very Glad, as I'm Finally Returning Back Home

A/N: I half-assed editing this chapter. Faustus: This is not a revelation. You��ve been doing that all along. Poor George is so horrendously OOC Faustus: Also not a revelation. and I don’t even know where to begin fixing that, sooo uhhhh *does the handwave dance* These hands, they wave! Other than his weirdness, this is a pretty cute slice-of-life chapter, but I’ve been waiting to use this…

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One West Covina, Chapter 20: Disturbia

A/N: Good news! I’ve got everything up to Chapter 40 spell-checked and formatted! (By “formatted”, I mean “I’ve replaced asterisks and slashes with italics in most places.”) The biggest challenge for me is putting everyone’s POVs in the correct order and making sure everything makes some measure of sense chronologically within the chapter. (This is a soap opera in prose form; I don’t expect it to…

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Sigyn Reacts to Devil May Cry... 4? A Live-blogging Experience

Seira: Can we turn down the opera and turn up the Cheetos? Cin: You really have no culture, do you? Seira: Of course! There’s yogurt in the fridge! Cin: Oooh, I forgot about– Seira: MINE! Serleina: Thank you, pretty character-sung opera song, for being easy to look up and download. Cygnet: If you sing that in my presence, I will kill you in the face with your own Device. Serleina:…

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One West Covina, Chapter 19: Duvet

Chapter 19: Duvet Nathaniel sulked the whole way home, but stopped short when he saw his car. “You didn’t go and get it?” he asked, going pale as a feeling of dread overtook him. His fears were confirmed as he opened the door. He froze in shock. No. No way. Piffy: Yes way! What was Trent doing here? And why… was he so dressed up? He looked like he’d just stepped out of every spy movie ever…

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Sigyn Reacts to the Breaking Dawn movies: a live-blogging experience

Bella: *dream where she’s standing on a mountain of bodies in a wedding dress* Me: *frown* Oh no, she got her dress dirty. Angela: Jess, she is not pregnant! Jessica: Okay. Who else gets married at 18? Me: *mutters* My husband did and he wasn’t pregnant. No measure of time with you will ever be enough, but let’s start with forever. Edward Me: And then a shower of mistletoe arrows killed all…

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Sigyn Reacts to Eclipse (movie): a liveblogging experience

Transcribed from screenshots of Facebook posts. Out of order because they were saved to the cloud out-of-order. Now liveblogging: Eclipse. WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT A LOW PROFILE?! Riley Me: …nailed it? Rosalie backstory time! *ALL THE HUGS FOR ROSALIE!* Loki ytf did you have to choose Jasper as a street name Bella: Jasper are you sure there’s nothing I can do to help? Jasper: Just you being…

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Out-of-Context Commentary on Devil May Cry 2 cutscenes

Already I see Rihanna and the Castle that Never Was. I am vaguely intrigued. Sigyn: Awww, someone learned how to match his clothes! Look at that, I’m so proud of you. Sigyn: Either you switched DEV teams or you got colour contacts. I don’t see how sea-foam green is an improvement over slate blue, but WE’RE WATCHING YOU, DEV TEAM. And we are judging EVERYTHING. Cygnet: Oh, not this exposition…

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Out-of-Context Commentary on Devil May Cry 1 cutscenes

Seira: BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE TOTETSU HORNS?! THIS IS VERY INSULTING! Sigyn: “Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.” Seira: Aww, that’s nice, he lets her use the bathroom without buying anything. Sigyn: Um, there’s nothing TO buy that isn’t crap. Raise your standards and try that shit again. Sigyn: …he totally ripped off what’s his name, Principal Wood, from Buffy season 7. Seira: Did that…

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One West Covina, Chapter 18: God Hates Your Outfit

Rebecca had never had a better night then the night before. She and Trent had finished the movie together and then on the way home, they had talked about the plot and the things they liked about the movie and laughing with each other and when they had gotten home, they made beautiful, passionate love before passing out together in a tangle of limbs and sheets, wrapped around them. Sigyn: I read…

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Marcello almost rxped by Becca

Sigyn: This was added to the docket by Airyanna Dahlia, who wanted us to work on it right away, and when I saw the other writer involved is my OWC co-writer, I was only too happy to bump this up. Since it’s still in roleplay format, it’ll be a little different since we’ll just be going over one person’s POV at a time. (It’ll also make it glaringly obvious that OWC started out as a roleplay but OH…

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One West Covina, Chapter 17: Bad Things

A/N: This chapter I HAD to edit to make sure the parts were all in the right place, since our style of collaboration was “Writer A writes these characters, Writer B writes those characters” and the POVs were all jumbled. It’s not perfect, but I do plan to fix it later. I did not edit grammar outside of Microsoft’s suggestions. We still die like men and dine in Hell tonight! “Baby blister” is a…

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One West Covina, Chapter 16: Behind the Crimson Door

A/N: I ran spell check and did some light formatting. Other than that, this chapter is unedited. Tonight, we dine in Hell! I mean, die like men. Or… both. I don’t know, I’ve been sick for a few months and am just now recovering. Also, for a more entertaining version of this fic, my friends and I are running commentary over on sporkingangels. wordpress. com, and you can catch us doing so live on…