teamrocketarcher

[teamrocketarcher]

Ma! Archer Jr’s speed is raised by 3 stages for 10 minutes or until yall are done riding your mighty steed!

Hope you 2 enjoy! And I don’t think Petrel is “suffering” with this, unless he feels down because your feeling down? And I’m sure petrel would of done whatever he could’ve to make your suffering less so even if he did not choose to become plush

[Your ask was unable to be answered for, coincidentally, ten minutes.]

[teamrocketarcher]

i mean your gunna be like that for a while, so may as well have some fun with it, or you could have a terrible time and be more stressed when you get the next plate

How could this in any way be enjoyable?

we can run around the van on jr...................

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super speedy doggyyy.......

... I doubt any of us have a Pokémon with the move "Sandstorm" to increase Guardian's speed.

still speedyyyyyyyy

[teamrocketarcher]

Ma! A photo is taken of you 2!

would you rather of gone through it alone? Or have some company who knows what’s happening?

[Image ID: Petrel has climbed onto Jr's back like the Greavard is a mighty steed. Jr seems to be having fun, ready to sprint forwards into battle at a moment's notice. Petrel is trying to get Archer to join in, but she doesn't exactly seem enthused about it.]

I suppose in some ways going through it alone could be deemed as a more negative experience, but people suffering does not negate the suffering of the person.

[teamrocketarcher]

How you haven't singed off your eyebrows is nothing short of miraculous. Also a good excuse to not have to maintain a beard!

It is not "miraculous", it is fully under my control.

I would despise having a beard. It would be an absolutely horrid experience. It would be irritating at all times, and I would look horrible. That is not to mention how looking at it would make my skin crawl with discomfort. It was s a wretched feeling when I have even the slightest bit of stubble, a beard would be agonising.

[teamrocketarcher]

Have you not espoused that giodrippy could not be giovanni, time and time again? Oh, ye of little faith, apparently

Out of everybody here, I have the most faith that the stalker is not Giovanni. However, I would rather not confront this stalker until we are more powerful and prepared.

[teamrocketarcher]

archer why were you so shocked that petrel wanted to go through something with you?

It is a ridiculous, humiliating ordeal what you put me through whenever you can.

its kinda fun when ya enjoy the sillys

We are here to complete a mission, not be embarrassed.

[teamrocketarcher]

so how’s being plush? What do your mons think? Or are they still in their balls?

I would rather keep them in their Pokeballs. Guardian, however, seems to enjoy being considerably taller than us.

[teamrocketarcher]

I do believe that zapdos and a legion of angry ghosts are a pretty good argument that you do indeed fuck around.

You do realize that raising fire types doesn't make you fire proof, right?! We've accidentally tested that once! You're still flammable!

If you mean "fuck around" as in "work ruthlessly towards my goals", then yes. I do "fuck around" a considerable amount.

In your defence, I was not fully ignited. Still, I was attempting to imply that I am adept at avoiding being lit on fire while handling Fire-Type Pokémon. For example, avoid having body hair that is not covered by clothing, since that is extremely flammable and puts you at risk of being burnt.

[teamrocketarcher]

oh are you scared of what the splash plate could imply?

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[teamrocketarcher]

ah your gunna use a masterball to catch moltres. Good luck with that, and try not to die or get burned again!

It is quite a simple plan, in reality.

idkk.......... what if silphs vlosed so we cant get a ball.........

That is an excellent point... We will research the matter and find a different way to get a Master Ball in the event of Silph Co being useless.

yayyyy

[teamrocketarcher]

Ma! Petrel's now also a marketable plush with the stated stipulations!

So Soft...

YIPPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[teamrocketarcher]

hey petrel would you like to be plush with archer or nah?

YESS

Why would you want this?

cause we can be Marketable Plushies together.......🥺

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[teamrocketarcher]

Magic anon! A black outfit with a few white streaks and some light grey suspenders on it appears alongside an orange belt!

Your thoughts?

I am far too small. This is agonising. Why do you feel the need to torture me.

[teamrocketarcher]

I can't help but feel like both the rec rotom thing and moltres are about to be a "fuck around and find out" situation.

Does your emerging plan at least have a good chance of not getting you barbecued?

I always refrain from "fucking around", yet I will never stop "finding out" new ways to enhance and regain Team Rocket's glory.

I am familiar with Fire-Type Pokémon. I will be able to avoid harm from Moltres.

[teamrocketarcher]

I mean getting the splash plate would probably help deal with moltres

I have a plan that will turn Moltres from an issue to an invaluable tool.

[teamrocketarcher]

so are you gunna get the splash plate last then? Or just delay it till you need to get the flare plate or something?

Either option is viable. Though, I would rather get the Flame Plate before getting the Splash Plate.

We will be heading to Silph Co soon.

[teamrocketarcher]

Ma! Until yall get to the location of the next plate Archers a marketable plush of herself! She can still move, speak, and sleep and such, but her Pokemon, pokeballs, and rotom phone are unaffected by this!

How long till the next plate would you say?

We cannot predict that. Anyhow, I demand you change me back immediatel

hold arch gently.............

Put me down.

🥺🥺.....