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british fantasy name: wicklebort smee

american fantasy name: aethiraimia “mia” windfeeler

chinese fantasy name: zhang youming (minimum two pages of in-text etymology about why they’re called this)

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Google docs isn’t deleting your docs just because they have lewd text.

OP turned off reblogs of the post due to being debunked, but here’s a link of the reblog so you can still read stuff. Hate Google all you want but misinformation helps no one.

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Horror game where the main cast is from a different genre of horror each.

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after the revolution we’re gonna rename a bunch of stuff so get ready. here’s some things to look forward to.

St. Petersburg, Pennsylvania will be renamed Leningrad.

We’re going to give Washington State and Washington, D.C. names that are more distinct from one another. Specific solution still under discussion.

St. Petersburg, Florida will be renamed Leningrad.

Since there are 93 locations named Springfield in the USA, they will all receive a numerical suffix for clarity. (e.g. “Springfield 093” or “Springfield 069”)

St. Petersburg, Colorado will be renamed Leningrad.

Stay tuned for more!

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the Cock Gif .. ,,,,,,,.

Sonic Blog | Apron Strings Blog | Patreon

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

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The chippie smoldered, burned down in the wake of teatime. The ground soaked in a knuckle's depth of oil and vinegar. The hungry cries of its customers now smack and barm as its closure was overseen by the architects of its very destruction. The Pey Wet was finally finished. "There is nothing more like gravy than it in Wiggan," said the elvish owner.

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every time someone uses the term "reactionary" to mean "has an intense or impulsive reaction to stuff," it makes me want to establish an autocratic state that returns society to an imagined time before people did that

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I’m literally on thr verge of tears

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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

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Different Worlds Different Words But Not So Different With The Work

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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EASY GOER & SUNDAY SILENCE

“Easy Goer and Sunday Silence were the other's double. The two were as close as the fingers of a fist. Both were the living embodiment of what people said when asked which gunfighter was faster: "I'd hate to have to live on the difference."”

"The greatest race I ever saw was the Preakness in 1989, when Easy Goer and Sunday Silence went at it. As they came down the stretch, their legs moved in unison as if they were a shadow of one another. Their heads bobbed up and down in unison too. There was absolutely nothing to choose between them.”

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Really worried about Chris Smalls. People who spoke up for Greta, should speak up louder for him.