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kandi i made to thank the workers at a hotpot place i like going to!! i made a few of the same so no one would be left out

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the twitter art meme 🛸🐉

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what Big Hardcover doesn't want you to know is that paperbacks are actually superior & easier to hold & sexier & more comfortable despite being less sought after & cheaper than hardcovers.. IGNORE hardcover propaganda they are deceiving you fools

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it's okay, ulysses ogre. you can back up and try dubliners, it's a short story collection with much more straightforward prose, you can dive deep on one piece at a time, and once you've toyed around with that then I'm sure you'll have an easier time with ulysses. besides, I had an irish lit professor who'd been studying finnegans wake for twenty years and she said she still didn't really know what was going on in it. ulysses ogre, what really matters is if you are enjoying your time with literature and feel like you are gaining something, not whether you reach the "correct" conclusions. there's no need to try and force yourself through something if you feel like you aren't on an even enough plane with the text to reap any of its rewards.

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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

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I Want To Unify Ireland But Im Five

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Women in umineko are all beautiful extremely complicated morally grey characters that you have to spend 70 hours with to even begin to fully see and all the men are like “wahaha I’m doing financial crimes because I love money!!! Wahaha I love my morally grey wife” and honestly I respect that in a writer.

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i misspell genus pernis a lot

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I have no idea who or what carhartt is but i always see big boys wearing em so they have my full support

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The meow 🥺

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@patricia-taxxon

And another germ🦠 and another germ🦠 and another germ 🦠 and ano

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a pretty niche interest but I am princess x blinkies! this has been our favourite book for a long time :3

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