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text: zigaster

Dakota: soooo

Dakota: where the fuck were ya?

Zig: why do you care so much?

Zig: 1st stage of stalking???

Dakota: lunch with the guys was boring, chill dude

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text: zigaster

Dakota: didn't answer my question bro

Zig: That was the point.

Dakota: soooo

Dakota: where the fuck were ya?

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text: zigaster

Dakota: yo, where the fuck were you today?

Zig: what are you my mother?

Dakota: didn't answer my question bro

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text: zigaster

Dakota: yo, where the fuck were you today?

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Text: Zig

Dakota: well she'll be in good hands now ;)

Zig: Putty covered hands? haha

Dakota: if she's the putty, yeah

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Text: Zig

Zig: She barely knows you and she's known me for years. It's different.

Zig: oh-kay.

Dakota: well she'll be in good hands now ;)

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Text: Zig

Zig: Never mind man...

Zig: Like I said, she's weird about that.

Zig: Don't make her feel uncomfortable man.

Dakota: can't be too weird about it if she fucked you, can she?

Dakota: i never make the ladies feel uncomfortable, they melt like putty in my hands.

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Text: Zig

Zig: Not the girls at the skatepark you asshat. Just- never mind.

Zig: Pictures and in-person are two different things.

Dakota: the fuck other people would hear it?

Dakota: which is why i'm looking forward to seeing them in person next weekend.

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Zig: True. Just be careful what you say. Girls run in packs ya know? and if one hears that it'll get back to her pretty quick.

Zig: Pssh, yeah right. She's weird about that.

Dakota: i doubt any of the girls from the skatepark would even wanna talk to her to tell her, i'm good.

Dakota: s'that why she sent me a really hot picture? i can't wait to show the rest of the dudes, man.

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Text: Zig

Zig: hear it from other people, duh.

Zig: and you'll get off how?

Zig: don't answer that, I don't wanna know.

Dakota: cuz i'm sure all the dudes are gonna go run and tell her, eh?

Dakota: just seeing her tits would be enough, lbr

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Text: Zig

ZIg: But if she heard you said that at all her heel would go through your cock.

Zig: Can't fuck her if you ain't got no dick, bro.

Dakota: and how would she hear me say it?

Dakota: i still have hands i can work with, dude

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Text: Zig

Zig: Yeah, but I already put all the work in. Being nice /not/ calling him a fag etc etc

Dakota: not like i called him that to his face

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Text: Zig

Zig: Oh yeah the party, sorry man. Maybe if you weren't such a dick to her friends she'd spread her legs faster?

Dakota: didn't the gay dude still hate you when you fucked her this year?

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Text: Zig

Zig: Opps...?

Dakota: at this rate there's no way i'll get her to fuck me by her party

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Text: Zig

Dakota: the fuck? i told you to get her pissed at you, not tell her everyone at the table hated her so i have to sit with that blonde midget and fag at lunch now

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text: zigaster

Zig: Then why do you keep bringing it up?

Zig: Nahh, I don't feel like getting stabbed in the eye with her heel.

Dakota: i was just telling you thanks, man

Dakota: c'mon, i thought you were gonna help a bro out?

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text: zigaster

Zig: You think I care because?

Zig: You can have her, doesn't matter much to me.

Dakota: i don't?

Dakota: hey, wanna tell her that so i can swoop in like the good guy again?