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What if… human DNA fused with a plant cell?? And slowly evolved into a humanoid??
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reblog this post to give a nonbinary person earthshattering head
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Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this
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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes
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“America is a money printer that runs on blood”
Spotted in Boston, Massachusetts
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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.
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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
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saw.somebody tag something as gl!charlie and i genuinely thought they were talking about the disney sit-com Good Luck, Charlie for a second but it was a minecraft guy
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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"magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals" is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope
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