What if the baby is... (Occam’s Razor Edition)
A lot of anon chatter getting thrown at @thestylinsoncrew today about “Freddie” being Brett and Tammi’s baby, and @directionereg discussed this this weekend.
Well, me and my group chat BEEN TALKING, and… this isn’t proof, by any extent of the imagination.
But let’s consider the name that originally got floated, Sydney Rain, and the early intimation that the baby was a girl. It wasn’t until Louis posted FREDDIE SON that the confirmation came.
But…
If the baby is Tammi & Brett’s DAUGHTER, then:
All the b/w pictures make sense because it hides the pink clothing. (I’m sorry, if you think the Jungclarks aren’t gender essentialists after their homophobic posts, I think you’re crazy.)
The lack of nursery photos make sense because it’s probably a pink, feminine nursery.
The constant pictures in the onesie make sense, because they can’t show us the baby in dresses and other “girl” clothing.
The pictures of the baby at a flaming hibachi restaurant half-naked— well, they can’t show us Freddie in a dress, can they?
It means the baby with the earrings was probably this baby and had earrings that were subsequently removed because we noticed them.
It means they can’t show us pictures of a baby shower, because it was RUMORED LOUDLY in several tabs that it was a GIRL because of all the PINK DECORATIONS for the baby shower… and then no shower at all.
It explains why every time an actual baby appears, Tammi is there.
It explains why every time they hand the baby to Louis, Tammi is there.
It explains why Tammi and Brett (but not Briana) had the baby on its FIRST FATHER’S DAY (when the baby was supposed to be with Louis and proven conclusively not to be.)
It explains why all the post-birth papwalks took place in Tammi’s condo complex.
It explains that zoo picture with the PINK headband that got snatched down PDQ.
It also answers the question of “What will they do when BG ends and there’s no baby.” Well, baby just disappears into her life as Tammi & Brett’s daughter, her name was never in the papers, and it becomes a non-issue.
It also explains why this baby looks like Brett and Tammi, but not really (adult)Briana or Louis:
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reminder that HE DID THAT HARRY DID THAT
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This is EVERYTHING
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sometimes i think of ‘not that important’ and my entire body wants to explode with pride
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my favourite thing about anti’s is when they say “how can 18 be about larry? The song says ‘since WE were 18’ like harry was 16 when they met it can’t be about larry?” what the fuck do u expect it to be? “i have loved you since we were 18, except for u harry bc we all know u were actually 16 when we met and i just wanted to clear that up so everyone knew this song was about a SECRET relationship and there was no confusion just so everyone knows i, louis tomlinson, was 18 while u, harry styles, were 16, long before we both thought the same thing-”
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intense
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Lottie via snapchat || October 29, 2016
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new ink
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Louis licking cake off his fingers at G-A-Y... the visuals man THE VISUALS sigh
I feel you anon *sigh*. That performance was pure gold from start to finish and Louis was definitely having the time of his life! Getting so much attention from a different kind of crowd than what they were used to
A crowd that LOVED him and just couldn’t get enough of him
And you could tell he was basking in their attention, being more relaxed, carefree and camp than we had ever seen him before. He was giving them a performance they would never forget, showing how much he appreciated every single one of them for being there. And the finger licking was definitely the highlight of that performance I mean LOOK AT HIIM!!
Yes anon. The G.A.Y. performance is iconic and gave us some nice visuals for sure…
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louis today via daisy’s snapchat
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Seven Wonders of the World:
1. Harry’s two extra nip noops
2. Harry’s tiny ears
3. Harry’s two front teeth
4. The way Louis says running water
5. Louis’ collarbones
6. Louis’ wrists
7. Louis and Harry’s tiny tummies
8. The way their faces scrunch when they look at each other
9. Harry’s hands
10. Louis’ ankles
11. The way Louis’ giant heart somehow manages to fit in such a tiny body
12. Harry’s laugh
13. Harry’s kindness
14. Louis’ crinkles by his eyes when he smiles
15. The way harry says “excuse me liam”
16. The way this list was supposed to stop at seven rip
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