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would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

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i love you and we will make it thru this together

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you can say literally anything like. “the autistic urge to go for a walk” and everyone in the notes will be like #WELL SHIT #Guess thats another mental problem to add to the list #forest rambles #casey dont look

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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

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Julian Bashir spent the first two seasons of DS9 unapologetically annoying the living hell out of...

(1) a man who fought the Cardassians in the Setlik III massacre (kill count ???)

(2) a former member of the Cardassian secret service (kill count ?????)

(3) a former Bajoran terrorist/current member of the Bajoran military (kill count ??????)

... and made it out alive. Say what you want, the guy is a badass.

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          JULIAN BASHIR in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is TRANS! ♡

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underrated throwaway line from ds9 is bashir mentioning that worf runs a morning exercise class

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Oh, Julian.

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Cosas de chinos

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Ah yes, God has a reason for everything.

Agreeing to a bet with Satan to see if Job remains faithful? Yes yes, of course, it's all for Job, of course, nothing to see here....

Except... God knows Crowley, knows all her Angels and Demons and humans. God knows Hell will use Crowley to destroy Job's stuff because who else at that time is going to be spending a lot of their job around the humans? Crowley is Hell's go-to on all things human. After all, he was there helping to create the universe.

So God knew that Crowley didn't really think Job deserved all this. She knew he would find a work-around. Knew they would work with Aziraphale, because let's face it, She knew from the Garden of Eden Aziraphale had a thing for the serpent and She saw that it was good. And the flaming sword and the Serpent were the eighth day.

God knew Crowley and Aziraphale would talk. She let them create their own coded language. She's on their side.

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they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

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Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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This one was so much fun! I wanted to kind of get an aggressive tone with all the bold colours because dang, don’t mess with Crowley!

(I kno, he’s soft at heart but— one can dream, ok?) Click for a better resolution please!