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I blind people while they sweat and sometimes scream.
Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.
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She spike on my tape ‘til I roll
#extremely loud incorrect buzzer#tech theatre#techblr#backstage#stagehand#technical director#technician#tech week#set design#technicalmushrooms#untechnical mushrooms
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For the second time in a month, I’m backstage and all I can think about the post from @stagefoot titled “The Crew Deserves Content Warnings.”
I’m sitting backstage right now, in a high school theatre. The play tonight is about a high school shooting. And it’s intense relative to that. Did I get any warning? Any choice? No. And, yeah, I’m holding on, but if I had responsibilities during this show beyond Just Sitting Here, I don’t know if I could execute them.
We need to expect better. Please, read the amazing Stagefoot’s post for better thoughts on this.
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Theatre technicians can and will go through TSA with the wildest shit
#please share your stories if you see this#tech theatre#techblr#backstage#stagehand#technical director#technician#lightingdesign#lxblr#tech week#set design#technical mushrooms
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Heard someone say “leko” today referring to an ERS and i viscerally reacted
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i cant believe i put all this time and effort and get so stressed just so these silly little people can pretend to be fictional characters and sing silly little songs with silly little dances on a stage
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An apple a day does not, in fact, keep the doctor away. Spiders Georg is now eating upwards of 2,000 apples a day and refuses to seek medical attention
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There is one (1) good hot glue gun in my main theatre and it will be passed down through prop team lineage for decades to come 🥲
i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together
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“If we keep up with this level of haze, we’re going to rename this show Into the High School Bathroom.” -Prop Captian
#techblr#tech theatre#technician#lxblr#lightingdesign#set design#stagehand#technical director#backstage#tech week#props#into the woods#stephen sondheim
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*exiting the theater covered in blood* i love stage crew ^_^
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Wait uhoh
When I (technical director) say thank you it means go
Specifically “Okay, stop staring at me and go do the thing I need you to do”
SM: ’k, thank you.
(Everyone keeps going)
SM: …‘Thank you’ means ‘stop.’
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wow, all these beautiful stock image women who happen to have OFs are so into my technical theatre shitposts
#no but really please remember to report as spam#or we’ll get nipples taken away again#techblr#tech theatre#technician#lxblr#lightingdesign#set design#stagehand#technical director#backstage#tech week#untechnical mushrooms
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In her 2008 hit “Circus,” Britney Spears claims “There’s only two types of people in this world: those who entertain and those who observe.” However, there is a third type of person: the elusive, exhausted technician. In this essay I will
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Things I have googled today for tech theatre:
“How to make hinges more squeaky”
“Can you walk into a park and shoot a goose”
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The world may be full of hate and despair but it’s also full of backstage technicians who secretly are wearing really fun socks under their stage blacks
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Head Audio: And then they were caught with their pants down.
Stage Manager: And no one wants that. If nothing else, it’s an OSHA violation.
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FMK: source 4, leko, ers
There is one right answer.
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