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Oh I'm in grave danger and I'm 100% fine with it

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

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Offering are we? Well where do I sign up then?

I’m going to bite you 🫵

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Nooo don't hate on my pretty squidies, they are so funky and silly, love those bastards and their 3 hearts and blue blood, they are a marvel of creatures, and personally I'd love to be blessed with the ability to breathe underwater and withstand the pressure of the deep sea, I might not survive very long cause I'm an idiot but still

both you and satan are being asked the same question, are squids valid in your eyes?

No, I hate them. That’s why the biggest most noticeable ones live at the very bottom of the ocean where I won’t have to see them very often

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If you say so

Jk ofc I respect boundaries

@god-offical @satan-offical

They put you on Pinterest

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Wait hold on, I just noticed you were EATING a smoothie!?!??????

I was eating a smoothie and there was a fucking rusty bolt in it aaugh

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God strike me down for I have been a silly, I made a bread tower and I pray that it doesn't fall before I can show it to my friends, I swear if this dissapears finias as and Ferb style I'm gonna flip

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Ever feel like you want to scream into a pillow, but even that much noise and emotion will disturb the silence of the house, so instead of crying or screaming you just laugh at yourself and at your attempt at living life to the fullest, or even live life at all

So instead of expressing that you feel bad, you just stop eating and sleeping, cause it feels normal, it just fits with your current feelings

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Truly did not expect it

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Hah I'm never functional, am? pm? Doesn't matter, I'm a hot mess and rolling with it

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How it feels when I'm in school

Picrew link here

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TF YOU MEAN TIMELOOP

Oh also strey and Yuri

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

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Bored as fuck and wanna talk bout myself XD

You wanna find out some personal shit?

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I cannot be the only one finding a person a lot on your feed and then you decide to check their blog, but as you press the heart thingy on a lot of their posts with little time between you suddenly begin to feel creepy so you stop looking at their blog and go back to your feed or just closes Tumblr

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Suddenly I understand why we need history class, although we could still skip the stuff that has no relevance anymore

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

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This is the fucking hardest choice I'll ever make

Also yes these are all memes what about it?

Since I wanna kill none of these adorable people I'll work my other way around

Marry Komi (Komi can't communicate)

Kiss Ai (Oshi no ko) cause seeing her die once was already heartbreaking enough

And kill Miku I guess, yeah that one hurts too

Kiss/marry/kill with the last three fictional characters in your camera roll:

Kaladin (Stormlight Archives), Shadowstar (TLoJD), and Fitzy (Fawx and Stallion)… this is tough. I think I would just kiss all of them if I could. Marry Kaladin, kiss Shadowstar, and kill Fitzy. Sorry, Fitzy, I just have the least strong feelings on you <///3

(No pressure tags: @falloutcoys , @seven-winged-liar , @eskiinox , @howlingthunderheatlightning , @baseballboots . And also @ anyone else who wants to !!)

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This is me, but with conversations, like I'll understand and reply perfectly.

But I'll forget immediately after and will have to ask "sorry, I'm apparently deaf, what did you say?" And yes I say that every time