technicolordreamgoat
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Just your average gender-chaotic goat with two thumbs and a good attitude
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Small Gods (1992), Terry Pratchett
#two pounds of tortoise#travelling 3 meters a second#hit him straight between the eyes#there's good eatin' on them things#small gods#terry pratchett#I miss the professor who gave me this book with my whole heart#he was the best human and the best teacher#and I read a passage from this book at his memorial because it was something that brought both of enormous laughter
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#I was raised in the days of the Now That's What I Call Music series#and that included the Wow Worship stuff#you can pry Flood and Awesome God out of my cold dead hands#I came narrowly close to going to an evangelical christian high school#and they were big into christian rock and something that might have been early pop-punk of that nature#but also I grew up with a lot of hymnals of many kinds because of adults around me#I actually really like gospel and old episcopalian hymnals#there's a different energy to them
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#6#but I've reread a handful too#I'm currently reading about 10#and i was also in school for 4 months and my brain was not accepting be information lol#a 13 chapter psych textbook counts right?
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To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter.
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the throat goat could be someone you know
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im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.
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really dislike having a content generation economy that incentivises people to come up with something else every time time it looks like theyve run outta shit to say and may have to finally shut the fuck up. I feel like maybe people would be less stupid overall if shutting the fuck up was a more neutral act thats healthy and respectable to do sometimes cuz for every poor twat aging 10x a normal rate from the stress of doing responsible scholarship for 3 to 4 essays a week we get 2500 dimfluencers and a good 5000 commoners with dreams of a higher station in digital serfdom just absolutely spitting whatever lazy bullshit seemed to get a response last time and sad for us that always seems to be an authoritatively stated and apparently sincerely held belief that the globe itself and all catrography for all of history has been a massive conspiracy to keep people from learning of the atlantean palace of telepathic whales with 100% aryian genetic material living just beyond the ice wall from game of thrones
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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog





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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
#the meds make this happen less often#it's quite nice#and rather disarming#I'm completely normal until i am utterly fucking unhinged#and then its usually like... i got an email... or one section of the grocery store had too many other people in it#and a grocery cart made a bad noise#and therefore i am become feral#and everyone must die
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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
#animal death#family trauma#overwhelm with life tasks piling up#and ever building consequences for not getting it all sorted
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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
#leaving the project you've been with for over 10 years#where you're not going to take care of your kindred anymore#because the stress was too high#and you can't do it at that level for free anymore
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#plaid always looks good
PEDRO PASCAL in: Strange Way of Life, The Last of Us, Nurse Jackie, The Bubble, Red Widow, Brothers & Sisters, Narcos, Freaky Tales, and Touched by an Angel
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somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping
#my favorite part about my brain meds is that this rarely happens anymore#and when it does#it's like maybe 15% of what it used to be#i will stay in these until i die if it means i never experience it to that degree again#waking up with doom in the pit of my stomach all the time#is not the way i prefer to start my day#or being woken up with horrific anxiety at 3am for no reason#and that was the thing#half the time i wouldn't even know why i was anxious to the point of nausea#i just.... was.#these new meds make the anxiety less awful#and make it so i have clarity on what's making me anxious in the first place
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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into
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