indie. semi-selective. 18+. highly canon divergent. this is a silly, goofy, funtime depiction of matt the radar technician loosely based & inspired by the snl skit star wars: undercover boss & personal headcanons. est. 2016 // rebooted. 2023 written & adored by aer. still under construction.
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alootus. independent, private, mutuals only rp blog for Ā š©ššš¦šĢ šš¦š¢ššš„š š§šššš«š«š¢š from star wars, dearly loved by milla, 29, she / her. ā”
#they are being promoted to superior officer ( promo )#( PADBAEEEEEEE )#( mattās favorite grandma !!! )
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i just remembered that matt has all his electronics on light mode. who is this man. i tried switching my discord for all of two seconds to light mode and was blinded. what the heckie matt??
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at the gym channeling matt. šŖš»š©
#technician difficulties ( ooc )#( why this )#( gotta be like my muse )#( built corellian tough )#( JKJK )#( i at least wanna try to get back into a vague shape )#( im thinking rhombus )#( matt lend me ur strength LOL )
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WHAT LOW ACTIVITY & SLOW REPLY MEANS:
it means i want to be here, i really doĀ
it means that i have, whether i like it or not, more important things to do than roleplay at the moment
it means that replies are going to sit for a moment
WHAT IT DOESNāT MEAN:
that i care any less
that i donāt want to talk / plot with you
that you arenāt allowed to IM me or ask for my disco
Sometimes Tumblr has to take a back burner, and thatās fine! Roleplay will still be here when we get back. So take that day to yourself. Donāt worry about drafts. Donāt worry about howĀ āslowā you are being. Everything is okay!
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#they are being promoted to superior officer ( promo )#( LOOK AT THEEEEEEEEM )#( matt adores them so much )#( im will smith posing to gesture !!! )#( the writing is good so if you wanna eat well then follow them pls ! )
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need matt to have an s/o who visits his work shop and lets him tilt their chin up with oil stained fingers, smearing a streak of black up their cheek before peppering their face with butterfly kisses.
#( and they can do it nasty style on his work bench )#( beyblades scattering to the floor )#( make them hinges squeak )#( LOLOLOLOL )#( mattās feeling all romantical )#things iām too shy to ask for ( wants )#( anyway ignore me )
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i love how the most popular one is droid daddy. and the second runner up is twerkniiciian. thank y'all for putting up with my nonsense, it was delightful. owo
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to everyone i haven't replied to, ilu i'm getting there owo, im down to 13 LOLOLOLOL slow and steady wins the race but it sure as hell takes a long time to do so.
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#technician difficulties ( ooc )#( i saw some url change polls and was like āi wanna make a pollā )#( thank u for the inspiration )#( however only one on there is my favorite and if u guess which one iāll high five you )#( im not changing urls btw im just being a goober )#( hope yall all have a good day )#( im gonna go get ready for work now lol )
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there he stands: tall, imposing, looming. painted in shadow between streaks of street lights illuminating the sidewalk. a wide brim hat hides his soft, yellow curls and gentle, handsome face. his figure, strong and broad, concealed by the draping fabric of a long, heavy trench coat. calloused hands flex inside of pockets, the rough pads of his fingers smoothing over cool metal, as he leans forward. his hatted head tilts ever so slightly, just enough that a streetlamp's light catches the gleam in hazel eyes. his lips move, the words soft, almost a whisper.
ālet it rip.ā
from his pocket matt whips out a beyblade, locked and loaded, and tugs on the ripline. the metal top whirls to the ground, spinning haphazardly on concrete. a chorus of giggles leaves the once imposing man as delight paints his features and he looses another, and another.
let it be known that matt takes his beybalde street battles very seriously.
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one day matt will have an enemy . he'll have someone he just can't stand . they'll be a smile on his face but the moment that person comes into the room or is mentioned his face is a cold bitch face of disgust . this silly boy denying one dude ( gender neutral ) the wonder of his whimsy . i just think it'd be neat .
#i knew from āhi iām mattā ( headcanons )#things iām too shy to ask for ( wants )#( maybe one day )#( but its hard to get matt to dislike someone )#( so far there is only one person [ tech a family ] that matt wouldn't bat an eye at if they perished )#( but still )#( the idea of matt having a nemesis is so . . . fucking funny )#( could you imagine it ? i can . )#( just someone who would be like āu a bitchā and gentle nonviolent matt instantly like āthank god an excuse to throw you off a bridgeā )#( fkdasljfklasjfkafjas;l )#( ignore me )
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if there's one thing matt's good at its getting transported to the past. if there's two thing that matt's good at then it's falling on people when he's transported to the past .
#i knew from āhi iām mattā ( headcanons )#technician difficulties ( ooc )#( sorry to both cal and bode )#( they really got a full ass fridge tossed their way )#( the force really likes to put matt in situations )#( i know theres an error in there i did it on porpoise )#( my name is aerielle im 31 and i dont know how to read )
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friendly reminder that if youāre short and canāt reach something on the top shelf that matt will pick you up to help you reach whatever youāre trying to grab. sure, he could have just yoinked it off the shelf for you, but whereās the fun in that?
#i knew from āhi iām mattā ( headcanons )#( yes he does this to luke all the time )#( even han isnāt spared and the man is what an inch or few shorter than him ? )#( everyone is getting uppies )
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welcome, new followers, to the silly goofy matt the radar technician blog of nonsense: a dopey rp blog with 100 mouse droids equipped with tasers.
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ā ššššššš, šššššš, šššš šš šššš šššššššš! ā
this is a ( semi ) serious depiction of šššššš loosely based on & inspired by šššš š
ššššš šššššĀ , šššš šššššššš , & personal headcanons.
indie. semi-selective. 18+. low activity. highly canonĀ divergent. est. 2025 // updated. 2025 adored & written by aer.
icons & graphics by the lovely and skillful @stillsolo .
#they are being promoted to superior officer ( promo )#( technically this is a self promo but anyway )#( look at her go )#( i just adore her )#( i wish that she knew what makes me think shes so special )#( anyway if u wanna talk to her . . . )#( she doesnāt stab much )#( thanks to vin for all the graphics and making my baby look beautiful )
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