yanderecookierunkingdom

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

CRK x Homcipher by @allimili genuinely has me in such a chokehold it's amazing. Just a little thing between Cosmos (aptly named Ms. Star lmao) and their Reader. I promise I'm working on other things, I just need this out of my system. Not at all connected to their story!

Trigger warning for some mentions of blood/body horror!

You didn't know how, but once again, you've gotten lost. Separated from Mr. Vanilla, and completely and utterly on your own. Thankfully, you don't see Mr. Eyes or Ms. Arachnid anywhere.

If anything, the hall you're in is very.. inviting. Softly glowing shards of glass, connected by string, are hung across the walls, and you can recognize.. some of the words.

Home.

Quiet.

Safe.

There are more you don't recognize. Even full-on sentences, though they're all clearly written by different hands. Some are neater, some more chaotic. More words, less words. But one remains a constant; neat and formal, without any strokes of hesitation.

There's really nowhere else for you to go. You don't want to risk running into Mr. Eyes or Ms. Arachnid, and you get an almost sinking feeling that none of the good ones you've met will be able to help you. You don't know why, but it's a nagging feeling in your chest. The air here tight, but not in a bad way. It almost feels like a weighted blanket, a comforting and protective gesture.

You follow the writings.

The lights on the walls continued to wall gently before you come across double doors. You tense, hands curling at your sides. Memories of what happened with Ms. Arachnid flashed in your eyes. Her appearing behind you. Your vision fading.

You take a deep breath. You push the doors open.

The area you walk into is.. serene. Almost like the room you first met Ms. Lily in. However, there aren't any archways in the room. Instead, on the left and right wall are two more double doors. On the wall across from you was a.. wall-mounted waterfall. It flowed with water pitch black that seemed to almost have tiny stars twinkling inside of it. Small walls of stone the wall by the waterfall and beside you. On them were.. bonsai trees!

The water flowed into a large pond lined with stones. It was impossible to tell if the water was shallow or deep with just how black it was.

You looked around.

It was.. peaceful. Serene.

There were writings above the doors. You didn't recognize them. You'd need to memorize them to try and see if Mr. Vanilla could help you learn them.

Footsteps behind you.

You whirl around, just in time to be face to face with someone's thighs.

"... [greeting]?" a voice reaches your ears. Warm, motherly, and sounding terribly amused.

You tilt you head up and by god is this entity tall. Thankfully, she kneels down and you get a good look at her.

Her hair is long, seemingly going to her tailbone. It starts as a pastel purple, to a blue, then a white. Her eyes were a sky blue, contrasting beautifully to her dark skin. She wears a purple bodysuit that would dip to show collarbone, would it not be for the black one underneath that covers. She wore detached sleeves with golden bands, the fabric being purple and somewhat translucent, and one sleeve being longer than the other. A golden band wraps around her waist, two chains on either side, and an asymmetrical skirt. Topped off with purple boots that had golden trimmings.

But, of course, being an entity, she wasn't entirely human. Blood dripped from the sides of her head where glass (was it glass? it looked somewhat like it, but it glowed) was embedded, almost like the wings of a Valkyrie helm. Along with the circlet on her head, and her necklace. Blood dripped from those too, and it was safe to say that those were firmly stuck in her or would take effort to get out.

She lifted a hand, and you could see tiny twinkling stars in her arm. How? Her hands were pitch black, her fingers sharp like claws. The black fade went up to her elbow, where you could see it taper off.

"[Okay]?" she asks, and you snap out of your thoughts.

"[Okay]," you parrot.

She raises her eyebrows but seemed pleasantly surprised. She points a finger. "[Touch okay]?"

You nod.

She gently takes your chin between her thumb and pointer, moving your head side to side with a mother's gentleness. It's similar to Mr. Vanilla, in a way. But where he always hovers, you take notice of how she really acts like a mother.

Eventually, she seems pleased and lets go. "[You understand language good]?"

You grimace. "[No understand language good.]" You think about it. How could you convey you weren't from here? "[No... here.]"

"[No come from here]?"

You nod. Yes! Wow, she understood quickly.

She nods as a gentle smile forms, and she rises to her full height again. With her standing, you can see more of the black on her body, much like the inky abyss that was space. She gestures for you to follow, and you do. It takes a bit of effort to keep up with her, despite the room not being that big. The entity gets to the pond first, and sits herself on the stone wall. She reaches under and pulls one stone out, and you're surprised to see another behind it. A layered wall, it seemed.

She pulls out two wooden cups and sets them on the stones. She dips one into the water and watches you as you come to stand beside her. Once you watch her, she makes a show of drinking the water and finishing it.

.. was she telling you it was safe?

You point to the water, the cup, and then yourself. She smiles and nods. You hesitate before picking up the other cup and scooping some water into it. You stare down at the inky water before downing it in a few gulps.

Your eyes widened.

.. wow. You didn't even realize how thirsty you were.

You smile and nod in thanks. She nods back with a warm smile, and pats your head.

You blush a tiny bit.

She's quiet as she watches you drink a bit more. Her eyes are so soft, so motherly, it makes you ache. Her hand reaches out and you watch as, gently, she brushes some of your hair behind your ear before patting your cheek.

It's.. a comfortable silence between you two.

After a while, she speaks, "[home]?"

You think about what she means. .. oh, did she mean if you had somewhere to stay?

You nod. "[Mr. Vanilla]," you reply.

She raises an eyebrow before it seems to click. A noise (perhaps an "aaah"?) comes from her lips before she pats your head.

"[Mr. Vanilla good (intentional)]," she muses, and you nod in response.

You stay there for who knows how much longer before she rises. "[Home now]?"

Ack, Mr. Vanilla must be losing his poor mind. You stand up with her, and she gestures for you to follow. She leads you through the halls, twists and turns you're sure you'll never memorize. Eventually, the halls begin to feel familiar. Then you hear him.

"[Worry!!!] [Worry!!!]"

Mr. Vanilla rushes into view, and straight to you. He brings you into his arms, nuzzling his cheek down against your hooded head. "[Okay?!] [Okay?!]"

"[Okay]," you assured, placing a hand on his shoulder. "[*Okay.*]"

You feel him lift his head and he jolts. Conversation begins between him and the entity who led you here. She sounds gently amused and comforting. You make out familiar words, it sounding like Mr. Vanilla apologizing and her assuring him before it melted into conversation you couldn't understand.

Your hands gently curl into Mr. Vanilla's robes as he absently rubs small, comforting circles on your back. Eventually, the conversation seems to finish, and a hand rests on your head. You look up and she smiles down at you. She waves goodbye as she says something, so you presume it's 'goodbye'.

You wave back, repeating it, and she nods.

She walks off, vanishing into the darkness of the halls. The stars on her body twinkle for much longer in the dark before they too blink out.

.. Ms. Star would be a nice name for her.

Mr. Vanilla squeezed you tighter suddenly and you let out a soft laugh. You pat his arm in apology. You've probably given him so many heart attacks with all the times you've vanished.

At least you weren't in danger this time!

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

“Most nothingburger update ever.”

“Devs once again only caring about the Beasts”

“They’re getting lazier and lazier.”

HOLY SHIT, CREAM SODA WAS ADDED IN TO BE A NEAT LITTLE BONUS FOR CRK PLAYERS IN CELEBRATION OF THE TOA ANNIVERSARY.

It was done for fun, she’s not meant to be a whole update herself. We’re still in the Awakened Hollyberry era with the summer update coming next week, can we lay off the fearmongering please? This isn’t indicative of the quality decreasing or anything like that, I’m sure she would’ve gotten more if she was meant for an actual update rather then just being a small bonus in celebration of another game.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Thank you. <3

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

I'm sorry for turning off the asks, but it was necessary. This is more of a serious post, too. I apologize if I sound snappy in this, but it's legitimately annoyed me, and I need to snip this in the bud now.

As we all know; I'm an adult. I have a life outside of Tumblr. I have a job and responsibilities. That of course means I am not on here consistently, and you guys have always been great about understanding that. Truly, I'm grateful. But then there's people like this who make me want to yank out my hair. Especially because I'm pretty sure this person knew it was wrong, since they were doing it solely in my asks/messages.

I won't be tagging them; I won't be showing any screenshots because me doing this is giving them enough attention. But when I logged on earlier today to work on the next part of Six Becomes Five, I noticed that I had a lot of asks and messages. Now, that wouldn't be unusual. On any given day I have at least 30 asks in my inbox, purely because I am so busy I can't get to any requests, but I really do want to do them. But what was unusual was the fact that it was around in the 60s and I was actively seeing it go up. And there was someone spamming my personal messages.

I had to turn off asks because this person was sending me a barrage of asks, demanding requests, many of which I was VERY uncomfortable writing. I am not afraid to write about dark subject matter, I'm a yandere blog for god's sake, but some of the things they asked were too much, even for me. They were also demanding faster updates for my AUs and berating me for start the Uno AU when I haven't updated the other two in a while. On top of that, they were spamming my messages insistently wanting to use my OCs.

Let me be clear; I don't mind if my OCs cameo in your own OC lore! I do not care at all and in fact, I would be honored! But I would really like it, if you want them to be a serious part of the lore, to ask me. To make sure that it fits with the lore I have. But this person was demanding things that wouldn't fit at all with the established characters I have.

On top of that, I don't mind polite asking on when a next part may be. I am a slow writer. I know that. I acknowledge that. I completely get it if you guys wonder when I may write a new part, or where I went. That's completely fine! But demanding that I write faster and I focus on an AU you like is completely immature. I am not your robot to write. I write because it makes me happy, it is fun, and I love seeing happy that I made their ideas come to life! Demanding things of me will just turn me off from wanting to write and I would really not prefer that to happen.

This person has been blocked now, but still, this seriously annoyed me. There were so many asks that they sent that I think I even deleted some requests by accident because I was basically on autopilot for deleting, which I am incredibly sorry for. :(

Thank you all for being patient while I dealt with this. Like I said, I blocked this person, so I'm very doubtful that this'll happen again. But for anyone else? Don't do this!! It's immature and extremely demoralizing. :/

Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled silence, lol.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Hey everyone, very sorry, but I need to lock down asks and messaging for a hot minute. I will explain later but these need to be off while I handle something. My apologies.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

AU: Uno Reverse

The story begins when the gates to the Shimmering Fields still opened freely... When the World of Desserts was at its infancy. The Witches baked six Cookies to help them in their creation of the world.

"... harness the radiance bestowed upon you for the betterment of this world..."

And the six Cookies imbued with absolute powers walked Earthbread as almighty envoys of the Great Creators. Knowledge, Volition, Happiness, Change, Solidarity, and Compassion. The Dessert World bound by these Six Virtues was nothing short of paradise.

Alas... The perfect age was short-lived. Absolute power begets nothing but arrogance. It inevitably corrupts its wielder, bringing them to the most tragic of ends... A fate even the Witches were unable to foresee. One by one, the Five of the Six, regarded as saviors of the Cookie World, gradually began to have Darkness seep into them.

However, the Sixth, the Virtue of Compassion, saw what was happening to their companions. Knowing what would happen to the whole of the World should they corrupt, Compassion stole a piece of each Virtues' magic and implanted it into themselves. The twisted versions of their dearest companions' powers began to flood their mind, dragging them down to the cruel siren song of Darkness.

The other Five only saw what was happening too late. A single Cookie, even one of their power, can not absorb so much Darkness for so long. The Virtue of Compassion fell to the Darkness, becoming twisted and cruel. The inhabitants of the Shimmering Fields soon followed; Cookies with wings of butterflies, wasps, bees, and moths all attacked at once. They ravaged the lands, and the remaining Virtues were forced to see what has become of their Sixth.

Compassion's power had shattered into five. Deceit, Apathy, Sloth, Destruction, and Silence. They, too, changed. Wings becoming as black as tar, their outfit more that of a conqueror's than one who spread Compassion. Their Soul Jam, too, shattered into five, the pieces warping and changing to be inverted versions of the remaining Five's own Soul Jams, which floated behind their head in a circle, much like a halo.

They had become the Beast.

None know how long it took for the Virtues to seal away the Beast. It took days upon days, their own feelings getting in the way many a time. But, eventually, they managed to push the Beast back to the Shimmering Fields. The Witches, having finally seen what happened to one of their dearest creations, aided the Virtues. They sent down six forks of pure magic; five forks to create a prison around the Shimmering Fields, and one to pin down the Beast's wings. The sheer magnitude of the magic used separated the Shimmering Fields from the continent, forming an archipelago of six islands. A large gate was erected by the Virtues as was an opaque dome of darkness that covered the archipelago.

However, the battle had not ended. A creature made of the Darkness that had come from the Beast, known as the Great Devourer, ravaged the lands next. When the Beast was sealed, the five corrupted Soul Jams embedded themselves into the skull of the serpentine beast. Though not as powerful as the Virtues, it still wreaked havoc, and the Witches were forced to step in once more. The Great Devourer was lassoed by silver chains made of the Witches' magic and was sealed within a Silver Tree. The Witches then entrusted the Faerie Cookies to guard the tree, so that such destruction may never reign again.

The Virtues, torn about their roles in the fall of their dearest friend, relinquished their Soul Jams after several centuries. The Witches, understanding of their pain, did not convince them otherwise. The Witches took a small bit of the Soul Jams, purifying any remaining Darkness from them and sending them off into the world, so that they may find new wielders. However, knowing that one day a threat like the Beast may emerge, the Witches sent the Virtues' Soul Jams back down to Beast-Yeast, hidden within their own magics, so that when they day came that they finally forgave themselves, they could wield their birthrights once more.

And as the eons passed, the Soul Jams soon found new wielders whilst the Virtues locked themselves away in their respective lands, never to be seen or heard from again..

Yup, that's right! Uno Reverse is officially an AU for this blog. But I may only answer asks for it and not write for it, depending on how much you guys like this AU. Regardless, it will be something I expand upon.

Also, first two people to recognize a cameo of another media I loved when I was younger get to be the two 'sidekick' Cookies for the Beast. (I also need to think of a name for corrupted Sparkling Joy. Oh boy..)

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

*slowly tacks on 'This Day Aria' idea for Shadow Milk, Pure Vanilla, and Reader/Sparkling Joy*

Siiigh.. I have got to stop listening to songs for nostalgia..

The current things on my list are;

Crossover fic (won't spoil!)

Next part of Six Becomes Five

Sort out everything regarding The Final Sunset

Maybe make the Uno Reverse AU into a full thing (depending on how many people show interest and if I can juggle three AUs)

I promise I'm not being silent on purpose! It's just a lot juggling my job and all these ideas, haha. <(￣︶￣)> That and just life in general. I promise things will be out, just can't promise when! I've learned from doing that, lol.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Can i please have a pitaya dragon cookie x reader.

(Please please please please please please please I'm hungry for more to read)

Pitaya Dragon Cookie, while often showing their love through words, is moreso an actions type of Cookie. They know words can mean a lot, but they also want you to see that they do love you, beneath all their demeanor.

They'll curl their tail around you whenever they feel like you may be in danger. Their wings will curl around you whenever they hug you. Sometimes, they even stomp their foot a little whenever they're excited to see you!

They will often take you flying with them, in both their Cookie and dragon form. They'll brag about how "you'll never get a view like thisss!" But at the end of the day, the way your face lights up whenever they show you new horizons is all that matters to them.

They gift you little trinkets and such. All things that they know you'd like. It may not seem like it, but Pitaya Dragon Cookie is extremely attentive to the things you like and dislike. Sure, they may poke fun, but never will they take it too far and never will they let anyone mock you.

They can be overprotective at times, mostly because of how fragile you are compared to them. They can't bear the thought of losing you.

They love it whenever you brush their hair. They don't know why, it just feels nice!

They love you with all their heart. Don't ever doubt it.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Just an idea but for the “Six Becomes Five” series, what if the Beasts learned that Sparkling Joy Cookie never truly stopped loving them and in fact blamed themself for their downfall? Like, obviously Sparkling Joy would’ve still done their duty and protected Earthbread, they’re still allied with the Ancients in this scenario, and they’re still upset the Beasts did what they did.

But I feel like there’s an opportunity for a lot of painful yearning from both sides, because like it or not Sparkling Joy was literally made to work alongside the other Beasts, I think they would’ve held a lot of love for them. And watching them become corrupted and being forced to lock them away must’ve broken their heart.

Believe it or not, but this is sort of similar to what actually happens in canon.

Sparkling Joy Cookie, while accepting the fact that their friends are villains now, can't stop themselves from loving them. They will always love the Beasts, but now it's tempered by all their crimes and the things they've done. Sparkling Joy won't look pass the pain and despair their friends have caused, after all, it's their job to spread Joy!

Sparkling Joy was, in the end, very close to everyone, and they do blame themselves for what happened even though it's not their fault. They think if they'd been more involved (they already were) and seen the signs (the Beasts hid it all well) then maybe their friends would still be around and be themselves. There is a lot of yearning on both sides, and there always will be. But Sparkling Joy will always put the safety of others before their own feelings.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

The current things on my list are;

Crossover fic (won't spoil!)

Next part of Six Becomes Five

Sort out everything regarding The Final Sunset

Maybe make the Uno Reverse AU into a full thing (depending on how many people show interest and if I can juggle three AUs)

I promise I'm not being silent on purpose! It's just a lot juggling my job and all these ideas, haha. <(￣︶￣)> That and just life in general. I promise things will be out, just can't promise when! I've learned from doing that, lol.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Haha... AHAHAHA.....

Ooooh, no one is going to hear from me for AGES once I finish this update. I just know it's going to both break me and inspire me. I cannot WAIT.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

may I please request a part 3 to the Uno Reverse Au? :] The beasts decide to give up their soul jams a few centuries after reader’s imprisonment bc of the painful memories attached to having them which are then regifted to the ancients by the Witches

After thousands of years, reader escapes and begins wreaking havoc and the Ancients call on the Beasts to help them defeat reader and seal them away again

Beasts reaction to seeing Reader, all messed up and corrupted, after thousands of years? (I imagine Reader has a quite monstrous appearance, given that they were taking the corruption from all 5 of the beasts)

The Beasts (or Virtues, in this AU) are, initially, very reluctant to help. They gave up their Soul Jams for a reason, to distance themselves from the very things that led to their dearest friend succumb to their corruption (they never forgave themselves for that).

In this AU, the Ancients would have to traverse to the Virtues' respective locations like they would in canon, except this time it would be about convincing the Virtues instead. The Ancients would also still Awaken, but it would be after battling a piece of Reader's corruption that followed them to the Virtues' area. Seeing this, the respective Virtue would be moved enough to join in sealing you back up.

Shadow Milk Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie would still be the most emotional still. They heavily blame themselves even after all this time but understand that sealing you away again is the best option for everyone involved.

Burning Spice Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, and Silent Salt Cookie are the ones who have come to terms and accepted that while, yes, they are at fault for beginning to fall and let corruption fester, that they shouldn't blame themselves over the past. They do wish things could be different, but in the end, they know they can't change the past and just have to make a better future.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Request: reader is longan dragons lover and they get kidnapped/taken away and longan is angry.

Yippie.

Longan Dragon Cookie is not one to get angry. They think it counterintuitive. Their plans hinge upon them being calm, methodical, always in control and planning the next step.

But you? You are a weakness they are aware of. They know that they will never truly be the best partner, but you love them, they love you, and isn't that what matters?

Which is why they're angry when they awake, move to your chambers, and find you gone. You did not leave on your own, clearly. The place is in terrible disarray, the window is smashed open, and there was clear evidence of you attempting to get away.

The fact that they didn't even realize that you'd been taken away burns a rage so hot in their chest that the floor beneath their feet turns to stone. Their face doesn't change, but their thoughts race.

Someone took you.

Someone took their mate.

And when they find that someone, they will never know the sun again.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

I'm hungry for longan dragon cookie . Im eating my doorframe out of hunger. I'll eat anything for them please.

Please don't eat the doorframe, they can feed you just fine.

Longan Dragon Cookie isn't a very affectionate Cookie, be it verbal and physical, so whenever they do show it, you know that they mean it.

You will always be by their side, they'll ensure it. You'll have a place in their world, ruling by their side.

They aren't one to often bring you gifts, but when they do, it's typically something practical for you to use.

They smile around you the most. Not full smiles, but tiny ones. Blink and you'll miss them, because they're quite rare, but they do smile around you the most.

One of their little eye-orb things are always around you to keep watch. They will not let anything compromise your safety.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

This is probably silly, but are SbF reader and TFS reader different? Like TFS reader isnt Sparkling Joy? Sorry if its obvious I just have trouble figuring this stuff out

It's alright, I understand!

Yes, SBF!Reader/Sparkling Joy Cookie and TFS!Reader are two separate Cookies! Aside from them both being in two different storylines, it's also in their designs (which I, unfortunately, have not had the time to describe, so this is the perfect time!).

TFS!Reader's appearance is generic. A simple gray cloak held together by a golden broach in the shape of a crown.

SBF!Reader's cloak instead is patterned like butterfly wings, and the hood has a similar pattern, and their Soul Jam is what clasps together the cloak.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Ma, mama Cosmos ✨

I have a gf (@ultrakillin-em) and they really love Pitaya Dragon

May I ask for some playful romantic headcannons with Pitaya for them? Pretty please?

Pitaya Dragon Cookie absolutely adores your fighting spirit whenever you get into small, playful tussles with them. You both know that you likely won't win, but occasionally, they'll let you win purely to see that smile on your face.

They adore and cherish you deeply, you are one of their few weaknesses. They would never forgive themselves if something ever happened to you.

They love it whenever you feel comfortable enough to just be.. you around them. There's been too many times Cookies feel they need to put up a front, so it's a relief whenever you're just yourself.

They do act like a giant cat at times, often curling up around you or just laying upon you. Prepare to lay there the whole day, you're not getting free.

They will sometimes bring you gems or jewels that remind you of them, even pretty weapons. Anything and everything can remind you of them, in all honesty.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

I really like your 6 to 5 best fics! I was wondering what your take would be if the reader, out of guilt or something similar, erased their own memories after trapping the other beasts. Would the beasts be even more convinced reader was brainwashed once they found out? Would reader be more easily influenced to believe that they were (allegedly) manipulated into turning against their former friends?

Really looking forward to the next part of the series, make sure to pace yourself and take breaks! <3

Hi! I'm so glad you like it.

While I don't think I'm able to make it into a story, I do believe that the Beasts would absolutely be utterly convinced that Reader had been brainwashed once you appear with no memories. They're convinced that the Witches did it, and they cannot be convinced otherwise.

While I think the Reader would no doubt be more conflicted, they would have the subconscious knowledge not to trust the Beasts. There's just something in the back of their mind that warns them not to trust what they're saying. Utilmately, it ends up hanging on if your will and trust in your gut is strong enough.