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when people call you “hun”

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I might just remake my blog, I think.
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I was about to make a post about being upset over Adrian standing on the coffee table again but I give up.
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I dunno! Sounds like it'd be useful to you.
That's where people at my place keep their toy thingies.
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no i dont use that shit anymore
lucky you i get to worry about them everyday
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...You don't have a sylladex to keep them in?
I don't really have to worry about annoying erections! Luckily for me.
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uh no actually i havent i kind of bounce around from place to place and cant really carry around a backpack full of dildos ya know what i mean?
and yea im pretty sure i make a lot of people uncomfortable but i just dont give a fuck
man erections are awesome unless you have one and no one to touch it then theyre annoying and uncomfortabel
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Have you ever tried toys?
Well, maybe because they're uncomfortable with it? But if they were they should just politely ask you to stop and continue the conversation so that they don't seem rude for just ignoring you.
I don't see why, though. Erections are perfectly natural, and lots of male humans get them. They shouldn't act like it's some big embarrassing secret.
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i… dont know?
never actually been asked that before or had anyone carry this conversation on past the first couple sentences
usually they see boner and suddenly disappear
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Do you need toys?
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If you’re so angry why don’t you just masturbate angrily????
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If you're so angry why don't you just masturbate angrily????
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cant do either of those right now so im just going to sit here and be pissed off and horny and hate literally everything
whats up audio its nice to fucking meet you even though you followed at probably the wrong time and im just gonna complain about my dick hurting for the next of forever

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