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Made these out of boredom for my fellow Objectums

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Cable chaos

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hello everyone! i know i havent been active on this account as much, so here’s some explanation and a little update!

i’m moreso on twitter now! i will say it is my NSFW account, so minors please DNI. @ mechanicalguts is the account!

this account will now be for my SFW ramblings! i won’t be posting any spicy stuff on here anymore.

and finally, my boyfriend! me and rodney’s 1 year is tomorrow, eek! and that is why today…

I’M TAKING HIM TO THE OLD TECH SHOP TO SEE HOW TO TURN HIM ON PROPERLY!

i’m so excited!!! i thought this would be the perfect anniversary gift. i love him so much it’s unreal.

so yeah, i’m coming back here! good to see you all! :)

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if your IT guy doesn't blush and squirm when you bring your tech in , find a new one

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Advil, Tylenol, there is no relief!

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THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE BUT MAKING OUT WITH YOUR COMPUTER WITH TONGUE IS FREE AND ALSO SEEEEXXXYYYYYYYYYY

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Being sent to check something in the hot, cramped server closet that’s gone unchecked for like 8+ years and feeling a rack of devices breathing their hot air on me while I just stared at yards and yards of cabling, some just sliced through and hanging like some sort of arterial severance. Nearly every port is occupied in every switch and server and patch panel it’s a fucked up virtual overstimulation like a data bukake. I got so hard typing that I went cross eyed sorry

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“Heh, you should see the other guy” I say, walking out of a closet covered in cartoony lipstick kisses. You peer into the closet and there’s just a computer absolutely smashed to pieces on the floor

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objectum artists will literally make art thats like I WILL LITERALLY MAKE OUT WITH A CAR and people will still try to interpret it any other way

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personally when someone says "non men" im going to assume they mean Anything that isn't a man. charger cables, glow in the dark paint, gravel, elephants, fossils, paper, EVERYTHING . "im attracted to non men" you fuck self checkout machines

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What I would give to be hands deep in wires right now

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Flickr Photo Download: phones

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KISS YOUR COMPUTER NOW. RIGHT NOW

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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

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people “hear me out”-ing blatantly sexualized furry girls is so funny. i know ppl who wanna fuck microwaves

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exchange piece for @loch-jaw !!

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