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Nyarlathotep: To be technical he and I are married.
Philemon: We are not married.
Nyarlathotep: Relax, it鈥檚 metaphorical.
Philemon: I don鈥檛 want that as a metaphor for what ever this is.
Nyarly, grinning: Why's that? Too accurate for you Philly?
Philemon: Okay fine, but if we鈥檙e metaphorically married I want a theoretical divorce.
Igor: Are you two like this all the time?
Nyarlathotep: Yes.
Philemon: Unfortunately.
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