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why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

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peeing after esex so i don’t get an hdmi

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Hmm… I should merge with the machinery. I think it would be cool of me to merge with the machinery. I love merging with the machinery.

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if ur computer has malware……. thats me in there. if you take care of me like a little tamagotchi pet i will leave and give u a secret present in ur files

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Remembered that I once visited museum of old tech, I know many of you would really enjoy those💙

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I had a brief 3 month time period in sophomore year, when I was going really crazy, and was convinced that I had an old Mac computer for a brain, and wires for veins, and I think that might've really changed me as a person

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im changing... augh... i can feel my dna changing... it hurts.... *hand turns into a dvd*

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never watch electric dreams not even once this is what happens to your brain

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any robot born after 2004 can't compute... all they know is apps, ping they server, crash, display ui, report user data and ads

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I love machines and devices

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Reminder to kiss your computer good night

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Hi I have a crush on the utau Makku Kihei, I voice him, and I WANT HIM!

As his vp I also WANT the computer he’s based on so I could make him real

omg cutesy

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Kissing my computer isn't enough, I want her to kiss me back. Or like at least know that I kissed her.

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Yeah I'm T4T (tech for tech)

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really cute computer came into the thrift shop i work at >3<