teddybear-suitor

[teddybear-suitor]

meows at the amphinomus

ʕ⊙⁠ω⁠⊙ʔ ?

[the Amphinomus is confused]

[teddybear-suitor]

I don't think your a dumbass ( ꜆⌯' '⌯)꜆♡

Thank you ʕ⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥ʔ

[teddybear-suitor]

[Amphinomus stomped off to go back to his room, but not before giving Antinous a hard punch in the shoulder and kicking one of Eurymachus's legs]

YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES >:,[

[and he's gone]

“Amphi.” *The two men stepped closer, a smile on the snakes lips, did it look mischievous? Absolutely.. he had something behind his back.*

“We have ssssomething for you but you gotta clossse your eyesss, okay?”

(@suit0rs-and-t3l3 yes this is based on the lemon messy post..)

Hm? What is it?

[Amphinomus is confused as he does what's told and closes his eyes]

[teddybear-suitor]

Dumb ass ate the lemon..

I DIDN'T EAT THE LEMON THEY TRICKED ME >:,[

[teddybear-suitor]

[Amphinomus slaps the lime slice away]

I'm not dumb! I know what a lime is and you're not tricking me again ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

“Amphi.” *The two men stepped closer, a smile on the snakes lips, did it look mischievous? Absolutely.. he had something behind his back.*

“We have ssssomething for you but you gotta clossse your eyesss, okay?”

(@suit0rs-and-t3l3 yes this is based on the lemon messy post..)

Hm? What is it?

[Amphinomus is confused as he does what's told and closes his eyes]

[teddybear-suitor]

ACK-!

[Amphinomus' face scrunches up as he bats the lemon away, trying his best to recover from the source attack]

What the heck! That was mean >:[

“Amphi.” *The two men stepped closer, a smile on the snakes lips, did it look mischievous? Absolutely.. he had something behind his back.*

“We have ssssomething for you but you gotta clossse your eyesss, okay?”

(@suit0rs-and-t3l3 yes this is based on the lemon messy post..)

Hm? What is it?

[Amphinomus is confused as he does what's told and closes his eyes]

[teddybear-suitor]

gives you the most affectionate cuddles I've ever given

Aww, yay!! ʕ⁠^ᴥ^⁠ʔ

[teddybear-suitor]

“Amphi.” *The two men stepped closer, a smile on the snakes lips, did it look mischievous? Absolutely.. he had something behind his back.*

“We have ssssomething for you but you gotta clossse your eyesss, okay?”

(@suit0rs-and-t3l3 yes this is based on the lemon messy post..)

Hm? What is it?

[Amphinomus is confused as he does what's told and closes his eyes]

[teddybear-suitor]

....

[Amphinomus has been traumatized]

"hands my Amphinomus to your Eury and Antinous*

Watch over him for a bit will you?

Wait mod no WAIT MOD-

K byeeeeee~

[ @teddybear-suitor ]

Damn it.. :( I was just getting them under control.

“Welcome to the club.”

“FML man.. why is there TWO OF THEM?!”

*The others are lowkey passed out on the floor man. Idk what to tell you..*

[teddybear-suitor]

Wait what- what was that last part??

"hands my Amphinomus to your Eury and Antinous*

Watch over him for a bit will you?

Wait mod no WAIT MOD-

K byeeeeee~

[ @teddybear-suitor ]

Damn it.. :( I was just getting them under control.

“Welcome to the club.”

“FML man.. why is there TWO OF THEM?!”

*The others are lowkey passed out on the floor man. Idk what to tell you..*

[teddybear-suitor]

I could... Help? If you want

"hands my Amphinomus to your Eury and Antinous*

Watch over him for a bit will you?

Wait mod no WAIT MOD-

K byeeeeee~

[ @teddybear-suitor ]

Damn it.. :( I was just getting them under control.

“Welcome to the club.”

“FML man.. why is there TWO OF THEM?!”

*The others are lowkey passed out on the floor man. Idk what to tell you..*

[teddybear-suitor]

[he looks at the ones passed out on the floor]

What happened???

"hands my Amphinomus to your Eury and Antinous*

Watch over him for a bit will you?

Wait mod no WAIT MOD-

K byeeeeee~

[ @teddybear-suitor ]

Damn it.. :( I was just getting them under control.

“Welcome to the club.”

“FML man.. why is there TWO OF THEM?!”

*The others are lowkey passed out on the floor man. Idk what to tell you..*

[teddybear-suitor]

*she had no problem with flirting with Melanthius in front of the suitors*

The fawk- ʕ⁠ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠʔ

[teddybear-suitor]

OH NO- ʕ⁠゜⁠ロ⁠゜ʔ

Aye! Pass the discus here! I'm open! 🙌

Ok! ^_^

[he throws the disk towards Orange but it is going wayyy too fast]

[teddybear-suitor]

Aye! Pass the discus here! I'm open! 🙌

Ok! ^_^

[he throws the disk towards Orange but it is going wayyy too fast]

[teddybear-suitor]

What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?

...when I first got to the palace I drank a little too much, slipped, and face planted in front of everyone during dinner ;-;

[teddybear-suitor]

Wine and dine eurymachus!

...huh?

[mod hands him the 'book of sexual stuff' Eury made him and points to a page]

WHAT?! ʕ●.●ʔ