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[Ted gasps for air, staring into Kilgore's eyes as he rapidly starts to bleed out. His heart sputters for a moment, then stops. He manages to choke out his final words.]
What- did I- do?
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
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A-are you sure I can't do anything? I can do a lot of things.
[He glances at Kilgore's hand, before giving him a nervous smile.]
C-c'mon, I have to be worth at least something to you alive.
... Right?
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
#OOC: he is not going to follow though on that promise btw. he is definitely pulling a wilbur when he kills him. heart in hand :3#<WOOO
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W-what do you want from me? I can give you anything, I don't care, just- please- don't kill me.
[Ted sounds pathetic. He looks pathetic. He feels pathetic, but he's not going to let himself die like this without trying something.]
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
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What?
[Ted screams, first out of pain and then to beg for help.]
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
#dm me if im being graphic /gen#i write torture tango fan fiction i dont know if im too desensitized to torture tbh#<i will!! but also im a bit desensitized too tbh
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I've never met you. You're fucking crazy, man.
[Ted tries to get away from him, but can't.]
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
#OOC: now that I’m writing this I think the Kilgore and Owen Carvour parallels could actually go hard tbh#<REAL OH MY GODDD
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... What? Are you talking about like, time travel? Sci-fi bullshit? Is that why you're dressed like that, is it some kind of.. Cosplay?
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
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Hasn't happened yet? The hell are you talking about, you took Jenny 15 years ago, and I haven't done shit to you.
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
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Andy... Andy... That asshole Jenny moved to Clivesdale with?
[Ted stands up, glaring at Kilgore.]
That was you? What the hell happened to you?
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
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Uh, alright? Is this gonna take long, I got a meeting to get to. I think.
Eh, fuck it.
[Ted sits down in one of the chairs.]
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
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[Ted looks even more confused, but just seems to go with it.]
Uh, sure, yeah. As long as you don't poison it.
[Ted laughs nervously.]
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
#OOC: question is he allowed to murder Ted is murder allowed to happen eventually#<absolutely. definitely let him be tortured a bit before death though
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You, uh, you got the wrong guy. I have no idea who you are. And that- hurts-
[He just barely manages to choke out, struggling under Kilgore.]
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
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[Ted stares at him like a deer in headlights.]
What the fuck?! Who are you? Get the fuck off me, man!
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
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[Ted is just walking, slightly stumbling around. Like an idiot. He's an easy target.]
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
#OOC: have you seen Into the Spiderverse? Kilgore runs like the prowler btw. Not just w/ Ted. ALL THE TIME.#but lord imagine that guy running like THAT#<JESUSS
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[It isn't hard to follow Ted. As much as he's looking around, he is surprisingly unobservant.]
Where the hell is that meeting..?
[Ted is wandering around the halls of CCRP, having just woken up and gotten out of his office. He doesn't have any idea what is going on, or that he's in the future.]
@teddybearspankoffski
[Kilgore had just been getting water from a cup cooler and briefly saw Ted pass down another hallway, almost crushing the cup in a minor violent emotional spike.]
[He didn’t want to just run after him in case he was wrong it was him, but he put down his cup as his eyes narrowed, following after Ted of the hallway and stalking behind him, trying to get a look at his face so he could scan it.]
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I want you dead
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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is there anything you do for fun? besides drinking alcohol and hitting on women i guess
I play with my cat who hates me sometimes. And I hit on men too.
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the “government” cant legally put me in a cube just because they didnt like something i did, thats weird
Uh, yeah, they can. That's the whole point of the government, dumbass.
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