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a very smol harry

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s2g straight men will say and do the gayest stuff to their straight friends as jokes but like... let's unpack this

this being DRARRY... they'll constantly make comments like "you can hold my hand if you're scared" and "let me sleep with you / we can share the same bed". they'll sit in the same hot tub 100% naked and shit talk. they'll send each other shirtless sweaty post-workout photos because they're in a weird "i can bench more than you", "ok bet?" competitive phase. they'll grab each other's belt loops and pull them in close to whisper in their ear, affectionately (jokingly, obnoxiously) kiss their forehead much to the disgust of the other. ball taps, ass grabs, etc etc

it's all in the name of friendly brotherhood camaraderie... platonic friends with no boundaries. but why oh why, does drarry feel jealous when OTHER ppl do that with their bro? and ngl why does bro look extra good-looking today? instead of just a dap up, what if i pull bro in and kiss them on the mouth and we make out like crazy? wait huh? what if i touched his dick or our dicks touched? wait wait wait..!!!

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i wanted to try putting more of chimera falins design in that new falin dress figure-- ig having a dress with that much underboob wasnt classy enough for what they were going for LMAO

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favorite thing ever is leaving this gif in Ao3 comment sections

because A: a shocking amount of people don't know abt the 'img src=' trick to add images into comment sections, and B: well over half of the authors seem to really enjoy the sentiment

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Laurent in a short short chiton during an official meeting aka Diplomacy ✨

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I miss my fucking house i fucking hate vacations OMG I CAN'T EVEN DRAW IN PEACE and my grandpa is showing me two guys getting married and saying "look how disgusting it is" as if he realized i act suspicious.

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Wow, even my tumblr fyp is ovulating right now...

The temperature is rising here 🌡️❤️‍🔥

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strawpage anon making me draw instruments smh 🎸

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"Just one more moment!"

"Mmmh?"

"I try to be quick."

"No, you're not."

"..."

"... no, I'm not."

Sex with you is never quic-- mmmpf?!"

"That's it, nice and wet for me. You were saying?"

"You are a terrible, seductive, incubus-like creature, and I regret the day I let you talk me into letting you move in with me."

@drarrymicrofic "brief" {58 words}

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at times when the world's wretchedness threatens to overwhelm, i remind myself firmly that despite all else, it is within my power to go to the chinese grocery store frozen section and buy an utterly enormous bag of dumplings. and that helps

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I swore to myself I would never share this with the world, but I can't see a future where the truth doesn't come out some point on its own. I'd rather just get ahead of it.

I was doomed from the start.

Nuetral-abnormal fact about me,

I'm a very slim guy with a permanent severe back arch (due to scoliosis and a spine that is too long,) and I possess...

-a secret ass. One that forces me to be picky about the cut of suit pants I wear, as some are wildly unforgiving...

I submit evidence:

You have never seen the full turn around of my Elias cosplay, and this is why.

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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.

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Six Months Until the End of Days

Harry knocks into the desk and curses at the jab of pain. Draco’s journal skitters across the floor. A whirlwind of black-and-white clippings burst forth, falling like confetti on the polished wood floors.

Dark Lord’s Minion Spotted Courting New Beau! 

Potter Trapped in Lustful Snare: Amortentia or Erotic Mind Control? 

He Chose the Chosen One: Malfoy to Propose with Cursed Ring

Potter is Dick-Whipped! Wedding Planner Seen at Malfoy Manor

Is Potter Pregnant? Baby Bump Spotted on Holiday!

The Unholy Potter-Malfoy Union: Will They Spawn the Antichrist?

What is ’the Antichrist’? A Primer for Confused Purebloods

“Draco. What’s all this?” 

He grins. “Bet you didn’t know that ring was cursed.”

“Erm.” Harry looks down at his jumper. It is a bit tight. “You’d tell me if I’m pregnant, yeah?”

“You definitely are. Six months until the end of days.” Draco flicks his wand, and the clippings march back into his journal in a neat line. 

“I’ll prepare an unholy nursery.” Harry flops down next to him. “Why’d you save them?”

“I love seeing my name in print.” Draco takes his hand. “And it’s a good story, I think. Don’t you?”

Harry hums, kisses his palm. “Yeah. Yeah, it is.” 

for the drarry microfic prompt: slander 200 words instead of 50, couldn't resist thank you @drarrymicrofic for being amazing!

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Slander | @drarrymicrofic | 190 words