teddytoroa
teddytoroa
harpoon baptism
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Hi!! I'm Teddy!! 馃挅 Aotearoa 馃敒 patron saint of putting mustard in food
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teddytoroa 4 hours ago
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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.
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teddytoroa 8 hours ago
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My camera failed to advance the film and created an interesting composite image
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teddytoroa 8 hours ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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teddytoroa 10 hours ago
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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teddytoroa 11 hours ago
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Spring display of Mexican Gold Poppies聽(Eschscholzia californica ssp.聽mexicana),聽with some Coulter鈥檚 Lupine (Lupinus sparsiflorus) mixed in, Superstition Mountains, Arizona.
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teddytoroa 11 hours ago
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teddytoroa 17 hours ago
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teenager living in my house doesnt even smoke they just have cigarettes and carry them around. oh to be nineteen and stupid again
teenager living in my house currently has been given a shelf in the lounge for their things and has placed only a single cigarette on it
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teddytoroa 17 hours ago
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teenager living in my house currently has been given a shelf in the lounge for their things and has placed only a single cigarette on it
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teddytoroa 17 hours ago
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love books. because it鈥檚 like what if something happened
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teddytoroa 17 hours ago
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true 2000鈥瞫 nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up
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teddytoroa 17 hours ago
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teddytoroa 17 hours ago
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Le voyage de Babar. 1932. Endpaper.聽
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teddytoroa 20 hours ago
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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day
Not all zebras have stripes! The Persian zebra, also known as the Persian onager, is actually subspecies of wild ass endemic to the arid mountains and steppes of northern Iran. There are only about 600 Persian onagers left in the wild, but several breeding programs are in place and a reintroduction in 2023 to Kavir National Park was considered highly successful.
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(Image: A herd of Persian wild ass (Equus hemionus onager) by Mousa Mazinanian)
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teddytoroa 20 hours ago
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Duck shaped cosmetic vessel made from a single piece of rock crystal (quartz), Mycenaean Greece, circa 1500 BC
from The National Archaeological Museum, Athens
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teddytoroa 1 day ago
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Yang Yanmin, Travellers ride camels on Mingsha mountain after heavy snowfall, Dunhuang, China, 2018.
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teddytoroa 1 day ago
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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research
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teddytoroa 1 day ago
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Orphan's Lament (gouache) It rained on our little smoke tree. I named this painting for the Robbie Basho song!
This will be my postcard print for June. Join my postcard club on Patreon if you'd like this mini print in the mail - link in my pinned post!!
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