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I don't watch Miraculous Ladybug but I love seeing your fan art for it! You always manage to bring a smile to my face! ☺️ Anyway imagine if all the kwami were replaced with Muppets.

THIS HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING TRUCK

ANYWAY IM IMAGINING AND IT’S VERY GOOD

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pre-reveal Marichat appeals to me as a lesbian because it involves a lot of mutual pining even after they're in a relationship

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I uhhhh 🧍 I made another continuation....

A loooooot of people asked me to continue it, and while I usually dislike drawing things just because people ask, I did already have an idea for a part 3 in mind, plus I felt kinda bad leaving it off at a cliffhanger lol

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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Help I cannot stop thinking about cat noir joining blond boys with fucked up right arms club by hawkmoth cutting his arm off to get the miraculous and immediately it turns him back into Adrien and hawkmoth just realizes he has in fact just cut his son's arm off.

Too mad miraculous too pussy to show blood 😔

AHA WELL GOOD THING IM NOT TOO PUSSY TO DO IT RIGHT

drawing this made me realize you could straight up have an Empire Strikes Back "I am your father" moment with him lmao

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I've felt homesick for Talos 1 for weeks. It's amazing that a place that only exists as a collective fantasy hits so deeply for me.

I wouldn't want to have to live through what these poor souls are going through, nor support the monstrous things they're doing down in Psychotronics, but I still wish I could be there.

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Finished Prey 2017 today, here's a crossover :)

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Unusual Saints To Pray To

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ineffable wives!!

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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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I've been on a bit ob a Russell Crowe movie binge in the past few weeks and since he is almost sixty now, many of the movies I've watched were consequently older movies. and when I watched them, it struck me again, how much hollywood has changed in the last few decades when it comes to depicting men.

take Gladiator for example from the year 2000. Russell Crowe plays basically an action hero in it. he is a big, muscly dude, who is very strong and uses that strength to defeat his enemies. and this is what he looks like:

looks like a strong man, right?

in the same year, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine looked like this in the first X-men movie:

in 2013 the same character played by the same actor looked like this:

it's a bit much, isn't it? I mean, he looks so skinny.

and if we go even further back: look at what the womanizer character Face from the A-team looked like in the 80s show vs the 2010 movie reboot:

maybe the difference isn't that big but it really startled me when I watched that movie for the first time. in my mind there was no reason why Face should be particularly muscular since he is the charming one not the one known for being particularly strong.

if we go even further back, look at the charmin womanizer character Hawkeye in M*A*S*H from the 70's.

I know he's a doctor and there is no reason for him to be ripped but I got the feeling if they did the show now, he would be.

I don't know what my point really is I'm just saying I got a bit nostalgic when watching these men. I cannot be the only one who'd rather see more of this:

than this:

also, as a sidenote: Russell Crowe gained a lot of weight for the nice guys and he is a fucking powerhouse in that film, like, when he punches someone, you really feel it because of the weight that is behind it and the shere mass of his body.

(even if this may look different, he's about to break Ryan Gosling's character's arm. I couldn't find a gif of him punching someone but I swear it looks painfull as hell.)

so, in short: can we get big, heavy action guys back? cause I'm tired of seeing these skinny, despite being muscular dudes who look dehydrated as hell and on steroids.

and can we stop making characters ripped just for the sake of it? cause I'd rather cuddle with a guy looking like Hawkeye than one looking like Face from the new A-team movie.

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Sometimes I'll be reading the Bible and just be struck with the idea that these were full people.

Like, Jesus had a favorite color. He scraped his knee. He lost his baby teeth.

There likely was a moment when Jesus was a kid where he looked outside and wished to himself that it would rain.

I wonder if the sky opened to meet his request.

I wonder if he jumped in the puddles. I wonder what his laugh was like. I wonder.

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time