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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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vampires with large families. little old lady vampire who keeps pictures of all 243 of her great-great-great-grandchildren in her wallet. she pulls it out and makes you coo over the baby photos (before she bites and drains your blood)

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Why watch cartoons when the logo is better? (My heroes are watching their cocomelon

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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

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a great change and a great way to execute the idea

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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

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that one friend who's too ( )

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cutout in wall for you to stick your head through and take photos of with at an amusement park

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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

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goddamnit there was a habsburg in tennessee and i missed my change to go spit on him. by god i will finish what my ancestors couldn’t at the Isonzo river

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i don't think i especially like heat waves nor do i particularly DISlike it even with all the overplay. but i will say that somehow, all these months later, whenever it comes on in a store or a playlist or something, i inexplicably get taken over by it and sometimes even sing along like it's my favorite song ever. i think they put brainwash juice in that song.

like uh......okay let me try to explain

it's like this.

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thinking about the “foogoo state” post