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the box - part two: The Bridges AU

Okay, I know... This isn't a new chapter of All the Funny Edges (I am working on it, but my life has been a bit of a shambles lately), but this is a new one-shot.

A continuation of "burn that bridge", I give you… The TorchPool Fic. Simply because a few of you asked. Mostly to see if I could do it. 

I’m not going to lie, this is about 4% plot and 96% smut. Filthy, raunchy, drag out smut. If I missed a tag, please know it was not intentional. I tried, I really did. 

Characters: Johnny Storm, Wade Wilson Relationships: Johnny Storm/Wade Wilson, Peter Parker/Johnny Storm/Wade Wilson (mentioned) Tags: Plot what Plot, Top Wade Wilson, Bottom Johnny Storm, Magical Sex Box, Forced Proximity, Dubious Consent, Taunting, Dirty Talk, Any and all Prep is Questionable at Best, Sloppy Blowjobs, Rough Sex, Hate Sex, Johnny definitely hates it but cannot get enough, Wade is totally willing to take one for the team 

Summary: “No,” he said flatly.

“Yes.”

“No.” 

“Oh yes, Spicy Torch,” Wade grinned, sitting up like a mad preacher at the altar of filth. “Looks like to escape this we have to ‘summon the beast with two backs and a three-drink minimum’. Dock the starship in the forbidden harbor. You following me so far? The ceremonial pickle polishing. Engage in some high-level naked jenga, which is basically like regular jenga except the stakes are way higher and so is everyone’s blood pressure.” He crossed his arms over his chest. “Really, it’s a dealer’s choice, Hot Stuff.” 

– or the one where Johnny and Wade get stuck in a magical sex box. 

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All the Funny Edges - No Chapter This Week

As much as I would like to flip into a superhero landing and present you with a chapter, I got absolutely smacked with a summer cold and well, I haven't even opened a single Google doc this week because I've spent every other moment either working or curled up in bed quietly dying.

We'll return to our regular schedule next week (hopefully) with a fresh new chapter.

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All the Funny Edges - Chapter 4

Warning, this chapter is 95% smut.

Like straight up 14k words of them fucking with like maybe... maybe 500 words of plot.

I'm not sorry. Not in the slightest. My life is a bit a shambles right now and apparently the way that I cope with the shambles is to write filthy smut. Enjoy my poor coping mechanism.

Snippet:

“I’m not really asking to be smothered,” Peter said quietly. “I know that, baby boy,” Wade murmured.  “I just…” Peter’s voice wavered a little. “I didn’t know how else to say I wanted to stay the night.” Wade was quiet for a moment, then his fingers moved, slow and careful, threading into Peter’s curls again like they always did when he didn’t know what to say but needed Peter to feel it anyway. “You could’ve just said that,” Wade murmured. Peter huffed, not quite a laugh. “Would you want that?” “Want you to stay?” Wade didn’t even blink. “Yeah, I want you to stay. Every night I want you to stay.” The words landed harder than Peter expected. He looked away, throat tight. “Then why don’t you ever ask me to?” Wade gave a half-shrug, gaze flicking away for a moment. “Because I didn’t want you to say no,” He said, voice low and almost sheepish. “I didn’t want to scare you off with my feelings.” The word felt awkward in his mouth, like it didn’t quite fit, but he said it anyway. Peter didn’t answer at first. He just let the silence settle, breathing through the weight of it, then slowly turned in Wade’s arms, shifting until he was facing him fully. The low light from the living room lamp gilded Wade’s face in soft gold, catching on the faint scars near his temple, the edge of his smile that wasn’t quite there. Peter stared at him, eyes wide and earnest. No mask, no sarcasm, just him. Bare and blinking under the weight of something too tender to name. There was always something strange about seeing Wade like this; unguarded, stripped of the bombastic persona he wrapped around himself like armor. It hit Peter like a punch in the ribs. He pressed a kiss to Wade’s cheek. Peter hummed softly, no heat behind it. Then his mouth tugged into the faintest smile. “Ew. Feelings.” “I know,” Wade huffed out a laugh, relieved and maybe a little overwhelmed. “So gross.”

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I NEED RECSSSSSS

The classic trope of spideypool fic I read at 4 am and giggle at it everytime.

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office doodles

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Peak romance is pulling your boyfriends sword out of it's sheath.

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All the Funny Edges - Chapter 3

Would you believe I have a new chapter for you? Because I do. I really do.

Chapter Summary: Peter learns how to communicate. Team Red unites on a case. Date nights are real kewl.

“Does Daredevil know that?” Wade shook his head and Peter frowned. “How did you get involved with this?” 

“Benny Morello hired me.” 

Peter leaned back. “To kill someone?” 

“Oh Webs, you wound me!” He slapped a hand over his heart. “Do you really think so little of me? The guy who once brought you a ‘sorry I accidentally almost killed you, twice’ cupcake? The guy who would give you the last chimichanga if we were stranded and there was only one left.”

“Would you really give me the last chimichanga?” 

“I would think about it.” Wade pursed his lips. “It would depend on where the chimichanga originated from.” 

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eyeroll...

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he’s just a lil worried

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Like a ride-along in a cop car. But involuntarily….okay he’s being detained.

I drew this years ago, but I’ve decided to post my abandoned art on tumblr. 💕💕💕💕💀🎱💘🕷️🤷🏻‍♂️💕💕💕

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All the Funny Edges

I’m alive!!!! My life is a shambles but I’m alive. And I have a new fic for all of you. A chaptered fic, even.

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborne, May Parker, Jack Hammer | Weasel, Dopinder, Daredevil, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s)

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson (past relationship)

Tags:  Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Plot with Porn, Spider-Man Identity Reveal, Spidery Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a terrible sugar baby, Top Wade Wilson, Bottom Peter Parker, JK they’re both hella verse in this but also know that I have a bottom!Peter bias, Jewish Peter Parker, Peter is a Cockslut, Wade is a Service Top, Wade needs a hug, Peter needs a Hug,  Identity Porn, Size Difference, Light Dom/Sub undertones, Any and all Prep is Questionable at Best, Semi-Public Sex, Fingerfucking, Rimming, Hand jobs, Rough Sex, Size Kink, Praise Kink, a smidgeon of a Daddy Kink, a dash of Primal Play, Canon Typical Violence, Gun Violence, Mentions of Suicidal Ideations, Brooklyn99 crossover if you squint real hard

Summary: Peter’s having one of those days. The kind only Peter Parker could have—where everything that can go wrong, does. But sometimes, the universe throws him a bone. This time, that bone happens to be 6'5", mouthy, wrapped head-to-toe in red leather and kevlar with a Spider-Man obsession.

Lucky Peter. Maybe.

Peter pressed his lips into a thin line. Could he tell Deadpool about this part of his life without giving too much of his civilian identity away? He could trust the merc to have his back in a fight, he should trust him with a small piece of his everyday life. Fuck it, we ball. “I lost my day job today.” “A day job?” he bumped his shoulder into Peter’s. “Being a masked vigilante for the city doesn’t pay well, does it?” “No,” Peter snorted. “No, it does not.” “Ah, so you thought to come to Daddy Deadpool for a loan?” he waggled his eyebrows. “Not a problem, Webs. I will accept repayments in cash, check and-slash-or your booty.” “‘Pool!” The mercenary grinned. Despite his face being scarred, his smile was warm. A perfect row of white teeth gleamed back at him. It was hard not to return, his own mouth twitching to the side.

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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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Busy week so this is all you get

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Observation #4.5

Peter is in love with Wade Wilson.

Peter is in love with Deadpool.

Peter is in love with the man who shares his mind with 2 others.

Peter is in love with the man who is covered with scars

Peter is in love with the man who can’t die

Peter is in love with a man who named his Katanas Bea and Arthur.

Peter is in love with a man who openly takes his every chance to stare at his ass

Peter is in love with a mercenary (ex-mercenary)

Peters in love with a man who loves chimichangas.

Peter didn’t know he could love this much.

But he sure as hell won’t stop now.

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just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!

I’ve been told the reason why these bots are doing this is due to copyright infringement issue where they’re trying to steal your works (possibly to train AI but this is just a guess) ‼️‼️‼️and once you deleted your fics, it will be either very difficult or impossible for you to claim ownership of your own fics when they were already deleted.‼️‼️‼️

a reminder that AO3 will never contact you through your comments section (in case they claim to be one of the moderators). AO3 will only contact you through your email address which you use to register your account, and it will be from AO3’s official handle. not some sketchy ass @

so if you get a comment telling you you should “delete your works to protect your account because AO3 is doing blah blah blah” report that comment. don’t delete your works.

PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAM.

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DO NOT DELETE YOUR WORKS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY KNOW SOMETHING.