*spends the next 17 years trying to catch pikachu*
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You can’t keep the drones.
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So in episode one, R2 tells C3PO that he’s naked because his parts are showing.
And when 3PO is complete, he has wires and things showing at his midriff.
Conclusion: C3PO wears a crop top.
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I’m the real estate agent that sells obviously haunted houses to nice white families that want to get away from it all.
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Alright, I’m gonna give this controller back.
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Date someone who will date you
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You gotta act like shit don’t phase you, even if it does.
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I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way
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Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend.
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I live for the applesauce
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