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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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Marina Krǔll - Untitled (1968)

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

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new favorite tumblr ad

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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

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no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

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the orb continues to perplex mouse

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When I'm sad I think about the kitten gang. The gang wouldn't want me to be sad and I don't want to disappoint the gang. :)

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to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition