Tinkerbell || 19 || Mutant || Relationship Status: Yes
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Can't imagine why.

I know, right? It’s like I want to marry you or something.
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That's quite a lot.
More than pizza.
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Your wife-to-be is so smart. Don't you just love her?

Oh…

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Methylxanthines. The stuff that makes chocolate bad for dogs. It's also not good for squirrels.

METH?!
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Only because chocolate has methylxanthines.
You doubt me?
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I'm sure that's exactly what happened.

And Boris ate all the chocolate almonds. What a fat ass.
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I figured that one out, babe.

Oh yeah, I forgot. We’re out of coffee.
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Weird.

Wheat grass, baby.
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...This isn't coffee.
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Essentially.
So…drugs.
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I know a guy. We have a weird relationship. He gives me it.

..Pixie dust, that is.
No…

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I might have an idea.

I don’t have any.

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Depends what your vices are.

Sure. Have something in mind?

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Yeah, spooky right? Wanna help me procrastinate?
You’re getting married? *She thought for a moment.* I don’t know what I’m doing.
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Honestly, not much. Putting off wedding planning because that still terrifies me. You?

So…what’re you up to this evening?

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